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He knows when you are taking
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Stefan Edward Jones (stefanejones@dice.camp)'s status on Thursday, 12-Dec-2024 00:09:25 JST Stefan Edward Jones - Cory Doctorow repeated this.
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Stefan Edward Jones (stefanejones@dice.camp)'s status on Thursday, 12-Dec-2024 02:20:46 JST Stefan Edward Jones @TonyJWells @bruces @pluralistic The Elf on the Shelf is NOT TO BE TRUSTED.
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Tony Wells (tonyjwells@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 12-Dec-2024 02:20:47 JST Tony Wells @StefanEJones @bruces @pluralistic
Santa has 'legitimate interest' in collating the naughty/nice list and thus claims full GDPR compliance, as do the 961 data brokers who will also get access.
I would not trust that shelf elf though.
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