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    histoire (histoire@shota.house)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 16:59:53 JST histoire histoire
    Explain yourselves
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      snacks (snacks@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 16:59:45 JST snacks snacks
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      @histoire @lucy isn't it one of thes thingies to wash your butt?
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      histoire (histoire@shota.house)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 16:59:46 JST histoire histoire
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      @lucy

      I don't know that's what it is, that was just my wild guess

      Also, it's wide enough that you can probably still stand on it, so it's fine as a standing one too
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      :blobcatflower: (methyltheobromine@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 16:59:48 JST :blobcatflower: :blobcatflower:
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      @histoire the whole point of urinals is that some guys seem to think sitting while peeing makes you less of a man or something so wtf is the point of this lmfao
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      :blobcatflower: (methyltheobromine@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 16:59:49 JST :blobcatflower: :blobcatflower:
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      @histoire but why..
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      histoire (histoire@shota.house)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 16:59:50 JST histoire histoire
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      @lucy

      Sitting urinal
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      :blobcatflower: (methyltheobromine@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 16:59:51 JST :blobcatflower: :blobcatflower:
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      @histoire I've never seen that tiny sink thing but I have several explanations on how people might use them wherever that's a thing and you're not ready for it
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      snacks (snacks@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 17:03:36 JST snacks snacks
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      @lucy @histoire not a joke tho...
      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet
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        Bidet
        A bidet (US: or UK: ) is a bowl or receptacle designed to be sat upon in order to wash a person's genitalia, perineum, inner buttocks, and anus. The modern variety has a plumbed-in water supply and a drainage opening, and is thus a plumbing fixture subject to local hygiene regulations. The bidet is designed to promote personal hygiene and is used after defecation, and before and after sexual intercourse. It can also be used to wash feet, with or without filling it up with water. Some people even use bidets to bathe babies or pets. In several European countries, a bidet is now required by law to be present in every bathroom containing a toilet bowl. It was originally located in the bedroom, near the chamber-pot and the marital bed, but in modern times is located near the toilet bowl in the bathroom. Fixtures that combine a toilet seat with a washing facility include the electronic bidet. Opinions as to the necessity of the bidet vary widely over different nationalities and cultures. In cultures that use it habitually, such as parts of Western, Central and Southeastern Europe (especially Italy and Portugal) Eastern...
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      :blobcatflower: (methyltheobromine@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 17:03:38 JST :blobcatflower: :blobcatflower:
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      @snacks @histoire okay jokes aside: there's washable pads and floor level sinks are very handy with these.
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      :blobcatflower: (methyltheobromine@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 17:05:44 JST :blobcatflower: :blobcatflower:
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      @snacks @histoire no no, i know it's not a joke. this reply was like my first genuine reply in this thread.
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      snacks (snacks@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 17:07:08 JST snacks snacks
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      @lucy @histoire that's what the dreaded german roilet tries to solve
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      :blobcatflower: (methyltheobromine@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 17:07:10 JST :blobcatflower: :blobcatflower:
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      @snacks @histoire the real question is: why are american toilets so splashy? why is there so much water in there? that's kinda gross
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      snacks (snacks@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 17:08:53 JST snacks snacks
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      @lucy @histoire but it gets dirtier, is more smelly and when you do a real fat one you have to shove it down with the brush
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      :blobcatflower: (methyltheobromine@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 17:08:55 JST :blobcatflower: :blobcatflower:
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      @snacks @histoire and it does an excellent job at letting me poop in peace
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      Kate (k4t3@comp.lain.la)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 17:09:00 JST Kate Kate
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      @lucy @snacks @histoire because they eat more, the thing that directs the excrement into the shitpipe needs to be thicker, otherwise it would clog up.
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      koropokkur (koropokkur@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 17:09:02 JST koropokkur koropokkur
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      @lucy @snacks @histoire when shit sinks it tends not to leave itself on the side of the bowl.
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      :blobcatflower: (methyltheobromine@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 17:09:52 JST :blobcatflower: :blobcatflower:
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      @k4t3 @snacks @histoire the also eat less fiber/more fat and carbs, so the viscosity of the substance in question may be much lower
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      snacks (snacks@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 17:10:23 JST snacks snacks
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      @lucy @histoire you have to do that less with the regular design
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      :blobcatflower: (methyltheobromine@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 17:10:25 JST :blobcatflower: :blobcatflower:
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      @snacks @histoire yes you clean the toilet, congratulations
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      histoire (histoire@shota.house)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 17:11:33 JST histoire histoire
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      @snacks @lucy

      MA, THEYRE FIGHTING OVER THE GERMAN VS AMERICAN TOILET DESIGNS AGAIN
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      :blobcatflower: (methyltheobromine@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 17:11:36 JST :blobcatflower: :blobcatflower:
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      @snacks @histoire but the splash
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      snacks (snacks@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 17:19:47 JST snacks snacks
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      @lucy @histoire can we all agree that standing toilets are the worst?
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      :blobcatflower: (methyltheobromine@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 17:19:49 JST :blobcatflower: :blobcatflower:
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      @histoire @snacks okay hear me out,

      american design:
      you poop, it does a deep dive awakening poseidon's wrath causing waves so high the splash will sprinkle your ass with not merely your poop but whatever was left from previous visits lurking in the water.

      european design:
      you poop, you brush, you flush. dry ass, poop disposed of. simple as.
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      :blobcatflower: (methyltheobromine@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 17:19:49 JST :blobcatflower: :blobcatflower:
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      @Disa @snacks @histoire how about this
      In conversation about 3 months ago permalink

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      :shotaland_flag: ᗪ丨丂卂 :shotaland_flag::peace_blue: (disa@shota.house)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 17:19:51 JST :shotaland_flag: ᗪ丨丂卂 :shotaland_flag::peace_blue: :shotaland_flag: ᗪ丨丂卂 :shotaland_flag::peace_blue:
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      @histoire @snacks @lucy If German toilets are deeper, I’m in favor. I always get up to pee and due to my morning wood, my dick always dips into the toilet water and it’s never a fun time. I don’t even have a massive cock, but this is a regular occurrence for me.

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      :shotaland_flag: ᗪ丨丂卂 :shotaland_flag::peace_blue: (disa@shota.house)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 17:21:21 JST :shotaland_flag: ᗪ丨丂卂 :shotaland_flag::peace_blue: :shotaland_flag: ᗪ丨丂卂 :shotaland_flag::peace_blue:
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      @lucy @snacks @histoire What a creative solution to this problem. :jahy_laugh:

      Some people just talk about the problems without offering a solution, you, you’re a solution type of guy.

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      Kate (k4t3@comp.lain.la)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 17:23:39 JST Kate Kate
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      @snacks @lucy @histoire yes, they should not exist, they don't respect the user's privacy, and it doesn't even work for both sexes
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      snacks (snacks@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 17:24:33 JST snacks snacks
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      @lucy @histoire bigger splash, usually piss and shit everywhere, standing while shitting is uncomfy
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      :blobcatflower: (methyltheobromine@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 17:24:34 JST :blobcatflower: :blobcatflower:
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      @snacks @histoire how is this worse than the one we have
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      :blobcatflower: (methyltheobromine@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 17:26:39 JST :blobcatflower: :blobcatflower:
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      @k4t3 @snacks @histoire pissoirs are terrible but on festivals or the most run-down german train stations they actually have the "Pissrinne" it's literally an elongated bowl of a bunch of men taking a piss into next to each other.
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      Kate (k4t3@comp.lain.la)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 17:26:40 JST Kate Kate
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      @lucy @snacks @histoire wait i thought u meant a pissoir, those are the worst.
      In conversation about 3 months ago permalink
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      :blobcatflower: (methyltheobromine@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 17:27:01 JST :blobcatflower: :blobcatflower:
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      @GalvyGalvyCwanbewwy @snacks @histoire you wouldn't get it
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      Cwanbewwy (galvygalvycwanbewwy@shota.house)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 17:27:03 JST Cwanbewwy Cwanbewwy
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      @lucy @snacks @histoire whys your shit so heavy are you eating lead

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