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   Adrianna Tan (skinnylatte@hachyderm.io)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 02:14:51 JST Adrianna Tan

   I have a slide for work with the title 'Wordpress' and a picture of a 500lb giant sea bass, and it makes sense to me

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     Adrianna Tan (skinnylatte@hachyderm.io)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 02:15:56 JST Adrianna Tan

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     If a CMS were fish or marine animal or plant, what would it be?

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     Adrianna Tan (skinnylatte@hachyderm.io)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 02:16:56 JST Adrianna Tan

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     @aulia it's huge and it's a monster

     sometimes tasty but i don't want to eat it after i see it that size

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     Aulia Masna (aulia@mementomori.social)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 02:16:57 JST Aulia Masna

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     @skinnylatte I think I’m gonna need an explanation 😂😂

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     Adrianna Tan (skinnylatte@hachyderm.io)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 02:20:07 JST Adrianna Tan

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     Lol reworded my fun question

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     Robert Link (phaedral@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 02:24:04 JST Robert Link

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     @skinnylatte https://www.perl.com/pub/2004/08/27/bricolage.html/ Jaguar Shark from "The Life Aquatic"

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     Dan McDonough (danluvsbeer@thepit.social)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 02:28:46 JST Dan McDonough

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     @skinnylatte Squarespace is tilapia.

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     breaking ranks. (rebekka_m@fnordon.de)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 02:28:48 JST breaking ranks.

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     @skinnylatte typo3 is a guppy, or rather lots of them. Many cute and round fishes = convenient templates for most of the things you'd like to do but if you wanna attack = really get to work they vanish into something stingy so it's unaccessible for you.

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     shom 🐧📷🤿🏔️🪚✊🏽 (shom@fosstodon.org)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 02:28:48 JST shom 🐧📷🤿🏔️🪚✊🏽

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     @skinnylatte Hugo is like coral, it will stay exactly how you last saw it, won't interact but allows many simultaneous visitors, unless the server gets too hot and the whole thing crashes.

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     DopeGhoti (dopeghoti@infosec.exchange)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 02:28:57 JST DopeGhoti

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     @skinnylatte
     Apache is coral.

     It's elegant, simple, and lasts forever, but falls to dust if the environment changes too much.

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     Adrianna Tan (skinnylatte@hachyderm.io)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 02:29:27 JST Adrianna Tan

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     @DopeGhoti nginx is parrotfish.. because it eats coral, and poops it out and becomes white sand??

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     Denton Gentry (dgentry@hachyderm.io)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 02:33:44 JST Denton Gentry

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     @skinnylatte Google Blogger is a coelacanth. A living fossil that a lot of people assume went extinct but is still out there just swimming around and not changing for anything, ever.

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     Jeff Miller (orange hatband) (jmeowmeow@hachyderm.io)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 09:49:22 JST Jeff Miller (orange hatband)

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     @skinnylatte Microsoft OneNote is a moray eel colony, defends its turf and holds on tight to its pages in a set of tabs / tunnels.