David Beazley
Well, it seems that we may have arrived at that moment in time when the teenage boys are going to get THE TALK. I've already given them a bit of warning.
Little do they know that mom wrote serious journalistic books on feminism, female sexuality, and women's health. And that I have read every word in all of those--and more.
And if they knew anything at all about the level of detail in my coding tutorials, they should be thinking "this is probably going to be lit." They're not wrong.
David Beazley
Wife: "What were you guys talking about for so long with the door closed?"
Me: "THE TALK about girlfriends and stuff. Also, the nature of relationships and how to keep one."
Wife: "You talked about the clitoris?!?"
Me: "Uh..... well, we didn't start with THAT!"
Full disclosure: I did talk about THAT at one point--look, I've read the aforementioned books.
David Beazley
Nor do they realize that *ALL* of the books listed in the extensive bibliography of their mom's sexuality book have been sitting out in multiple bookcases of the living room in full view this entire time (like the last 16 years). So yeah.... better fasten your seatbelts boys.
MortSinyx
[my kids don't read books] in multiple bookcases of the living room in full view this entire time (like the last 16 years)
@dabeaz, you might have to consider the case they pretend to not know just so you can give the talk.
David Beazley
@cnx Maybe. I dunno though. I just don't see them all secretly huddled around a copy of Our Bodies Ourselves though.
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