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   iced depresso (icedquinn@blob.cat)'s status on Sunday, 10-Nov-2024 04:17:50 JST iced depresso
   web dev has not functionally progressed passed COBOL
   
   :neocat_woozy:
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     iced depresso (icedquinn@blob.cat)'s status on Sunday, 10-Nov-2024 04:19:14 JST iced depresso

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     its funny reading about "we forgot to let you pass parameters to functions lol" like what the fuck this is the goofiest language ever
     
     ... they fixed most of that eventually, apparently. but it does not save you if the code was written in cobol-89
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     iced depresso (icedquinn@blob.cat)'s status on Sunday, 10-Nov-2024 04:19:38 JST iced depresso

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     i kind of want to use it as a joke for a game, but that would require learning it and writing a compiler :cirno_for_reals:
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     :gnu:+bonifartius 𒂼𒄄 (bonifartius@qoto.org)'s status on Sunday, 10-Nov-2024 04:44:53 JST :gnu:+bonifartius 𒂼𒄄

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     @icedquinn there is https://gnucobol.sourceforge.io/ (never used it)

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     picofarad (picofarad@noauthority.social)'s status on Sunday, 10-Nov-2024 15:16:33 JST picofarad

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     @s8n @icedquinn

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     iced depresso (icedquinn@blob.cat)'s status on Sunday, 10-Nov-2024 15:16:33 JST iced depresso

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     @picofarad @s8n i've never been posessed by a sufficiently fae mood to learn fortran.
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     picofarad (picofarad@noauthority.social)'s status on Sunday, 10-Nov-2024 15:16:34 JST picofarad

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     @s8n @icedquinn Uncaught SpanStatementError: Span object cannot instantiate AbstractSpanStatement without valid SpanFactory reference

     at SpanStatement::validateSpanConsistency(ScopeResolutionOperator::ENFORCE_COMPOSITE_INHERITANCE)

     Caused by: IllegalStateException: AbstractSpanStatement cannot resolve concrete StatementDelegate without SpanReferenceProvider. Check if StatementContext implements ISpanInjectionProvider or ensure IStatementSpanLoader is loaded by RuntimeSpanLoaderRegistry.

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     THOT POLICE (s8n@posting.lolicon.rocks)'s status on Sunday, 10-Nov-2024 15:16:34 JST THOT POLICE

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     @picofarad @icedquinn that's called an unhandled exception and in C you'd just get a segmentation fault
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     THOT POLICE (s8n@posting.lolicon.rocks)'s status on Sunday, 10-Nov-2024 15:16:35 JST THOT POLICE

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     @picofarad @icedquinn no it wasn't, it was just a bunch of retards making overblown statements exactly like the one I'm replying to, except over a span of like 20 years
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     picofarad (picofarad@noauthority.social)'s status on Sunday, 10-Nov-2024 15:16:36 JST picofarad

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     @icedquinn currently re-learning fortran and i kind of agree. OOP was a tragic miscalculation.