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OK, fuck. We're doing this. #introduction

I am @LRRRonEarth's Human Ghostwriter. He and I agreed that I was abusing my out-of-character posting privileges, so I set up this account.

I'm a 30-something married father of two, cishet white guy who lives in Anchorage, Alaska. I like most of things Lrrr likes, except for conquest, eating people, violence, interstellar travel, and being a loud jerk.

I'm into all things related to tax and estate law (I'm awesome at parties), comedy, food, outdoor activities, abusing myself on my exercise bike, dad stuff, and music. I try not to be a music snob, but I'm very particular about it. I'm gonna post a lot about what I'm listening to, why I like it, and other bands it reminds me of. I'll also have dumb jokes that Lrrr wouldn't make.

I'll try to bring that weird blend of sincerity and bile that has made Lrrr so much fun to work with during his residency on Earth, but he's still gonna be my primary account.