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   Nori Nuclear (subrote@chaosfem.tw)'s status on Sunday, 03-Nov-2024 22:12:13 JST Nori Nuclear

   The year is 2030.

   You've gotten a brand new tesla robot to help look after your aging mother. Ever since your dad was shot by the cops for protesting his job being stolen by automation she's had trouble getting by.

   musk hears a guest on joe rogans show talk about how being trans is just an elaborate scam so to save the american people he has the tesla robots destroy any hrt it can find in their homes.

   Cuz of the poor camera quality the robot destroys her insulin instead. She goes into hypoglycemic shock and dies.

   When you stop by because she isnt answering her calls the robot classifies u as a burgler and breaks your arm before you can get away from it and call the cops.

   The cops arrive and shoot your moms dog. They point out that since your mom signed the eula on the robot there is no legal recourse and you'll need to wait 6 to 8 weeks for a tesla tech to come shut it down before you can recover your mom's body.

   On the way back to their car they shoot the neighbors dog.

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     Nori Nuclear (subrote@chaosfem.tw)'s status on Sunday, 03-Nov-2024 22:14:42 JST Nori Nuclear

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     After a week the smell is making real estate prices go down so the cops send in their model 451 boston dynamics murder dog to subdue the robot.

     The dog ruptures the robots battery and the house is set on fire.

     The murder dog walks out covered in soot. The cops mistake it for a real dog and shoot it. Nothing happens to the robot dog but boston dynamics sues the department for $300,000,000. The cop is promoted to seargent so he cant do any more harm and the cost of the law suit is taken from the local school budget.

     Your mother's body is seized by tesla techs because it was involved in damaging a tesla product.

     You hold a rememberence gathering instead of a funeral because you cant get her body back. Tesla sues you for defaming them at a public gathering.

     You cant pay the $ so tesla makes you an indentured worker and ships you to the congo to mine lithium for robot batteries.

     When you ask the foreman why the robots arent doing the mining they take away your gruel ration for the day

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     Nori Nuclear (subrote@chaosfem.tw)'s status on Sunday, 03-Nov-2024 22:16:56 JST Nori Nuclear

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     You eventually collapse in the mines, stricken with battery lung. You cough up blood on the paramedic robot as it carries your dying husk of a body out of the mines. A $300 cleaning free is billed to your next of kin.

     You awaken as a conciousness emulation in a tesla server farm. You are tasked with solving captcha puzzles to pay off your remaining debt. The power to keep your emulation running each day is twice your daily wage so your debt can only grow each day, never to be paid off.

     It is 2089. musk has shipped the surviving humans to mars. Earth is populated only by robots and emulated minds forever damned to do menial tasks for an empty planet.

     You have long since gone mad and been wiped and rebuilt countless times. Each time u awaken into your nightmare and begin answering your sysiphean questions. H

     ow many tiles contain motorcycles?