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   blankdeblank (blankdeblank@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Oct-2024 23:54:32 JST blankdeblank
   Why do I even have a toaster ? Is it so I don't toast my English muffin in bacon grease 🤨 I will find out :animu_smug9:
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     BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Oct-2024 23:54:31 JST BowserNoodle ☦️

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     @blankdeblank >Turn toaster on its side
     >Toaster becomes world's most dangerous toaster oven (NOW WITH PROJECTILE ACTION!)
     >toast English muffin with cold butter and watch it melt into the crannies
     >enjoy. (the good ending)
     or
     >butter melts and drips onto burning coils below. Instant grease fire. Projectile action shoots flaming discs across kitchen. Flaming butter shoots off them and clings to your walls like a demonic beyblade. English Muffin ruined.
     >The sun has set on the British Empire.
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     EssentialUtinsil :njp: (essentialutinsil@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Oct-2024 00:01:48 JST EssentialUtinsil :njp:

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     • BowserNoodle ☦️
     @BowsacNoodle @blankdeblank >world's most dangerous toaster
     uh, hi