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   Graham Sutherland / Polynomial (gsuberland@chaos.social)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 16:20:44 JST Graham Sutherland / Polynomial

   that story about cops getting a gun stuck to an MRI machine is absolutely clownshoes. I was already like "what the actual fuck" before I got to the detail that they UNILATERALLY HIT THE EMERGENCY HELIUM PURGE WHILE THE MACHINE WAS OPERATIONAL. that's going to be one hell of a bill for the city.

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     jonny (good kind) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 16:20:42 JST jonny (good kind)

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     @gsuberland
     Oh my fucking lord

     Officer Kenneth Franco drew on his "twelve hours of narcotics training" and discovered the facility was using more electricity than nearby stores, the lawsuit said.

     "Officer Franco, therefore, concluded (the facility) was cultivating cannabis, disregarding the fact that it is a diagnostic facility utilizing an MRI machine, X-ray machine and other heavy medical equipment -- unlike the surrounding businesses selling flowers, chocolates and children's merchandise," the suit said.

     ...Instead of seeking expert advice on how to retrieve the weapon, one officer decided to activate the emergency shutdown button. [...] The officer then retrieved his gun, but left a magazine full of bullets on the floor of the MRI office, the suit says.

     https://www.yahoo.com/news/us-cops-gun-stuck-mri-211134809.html

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     Jeremy Kahn (trochee@dair-community.social)'s status on Monday, 30-Sep-2024 16:21:37 JST Jeremy Kahn

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     @jonny @gsuberland

     What.

     🤡

     I could not write farce that strong; even Chief Wiggum couldn't sell it