Kid always orders 8 plates of corn rolls every time we go to a sushi restaurant, several times per year in the last seven years. What happens next is so standardized that we assigned color codes:
- Code yellow: Staff comes to the table: "Excuse me, the system says you ordered 8 plates of corn sushi, is that accurate?"
- Code blue: No corn arrives, it's simply ignored.
- Code green: Corn just arrives, no trouble.
The other week we had an entirely new one: "Excuse me, it says here that ... ah, it's you guys. Ok then."