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   evacide (evacide@hachyderm.io)'s status on Monday, 19-Aug-2024 11:10:07 JST evacide

   I have been invited to keynote an international conference and they have asked me to talk about AI. I have responded by asking them how much swearing is allowed in a keynote.

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     evacide (evacide@hachyderm.io)'s status on Monday, 19-Aug-2024 14:37:33 JST evacide

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     • Chris Petrilli

     @petrillic I would absolutely fly to the other side of the planet to shriek profanities for 45 minutes, but if I'm doing that, I would like the people paying for me to speak to know what's coming.

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     Chris Petrilli (petrillic@hachyderm.io)'s status on Monday, 19-Aug-2024 14:37:34 JST Chris Petrilli

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     @evacide a suitable amount I hope!

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     she hacked you (ekis@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 19-Aug-2024 14:38:00 JST she hacked you

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     @evacide My title would be "Wasn't machine learning a good enough name?"

     While typically starting with a dictionary quote is lame, use a dictionary from 1 year before the hype

     Added fun, read definition of general intelligence

     59 minutes left... call out anyone confusing stable diffusion breakthrough with intelligence as con artist and/or idiot

     58.30 And that they should all be arrested for fraud

     1 min to say FMRi are cool, but lol brains?

     That covers about 4 minutes, how long they need?

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     errorquark (errorquark@ioc.exchange)'s status on Monday, 19-Aug-2024 14:38:19 JST errorquark

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     @evacide ‘Swearing in a keynote is generally not recommended’ according to fucking Copilot.

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     Simon I Groove musically (groovemd@19marbles.org)'s status on Monday, 19-Aug-2024 14:38:21 JST Simon I Groove musically

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     • errorquark

     @errorquark @evacide It therefore carries massive effects. Fucking do it.

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     Aloniaxx (judeet99@mastodon.world)'s status on Monday, 19-Aug-2024 14:38:30 JST Aloniaxx

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     @evacide Be robotic, be like a Stepford Wife, have a short-circuit, walk funny, do the whole human-less show, insist that "strawberry" only has 2 r's...

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     Adlangx (lightninhopkins@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 19-Aug-2024 14:38:33 JST Adlangx

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     @evacide maybe you can get away with one in a short speech

     "It's fucking garbage"

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     Simon I Groove musically (groovemd@19marbles.org)'s status on Monday, 19-Aug-2024 14:39:02 JST Simon I Groove musically

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     @evacide Start with an expertly crafted narrative that gradually begins including factual errors, non sequiturs, and obvious hallucinations. Evolve the act over time calling them randomly by first names. Occasionally refuse to generate a reply.

     You must play this role absolutely straight faced.

     Conclude by thanking all the elephants in the room for attending.

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     BrilliantIdiot (brilliantidiot@gaygeek.social)'s status on Monday, 19-Aug-2024 14:39:04 JST BrilliantIdiot

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     • Simon I Groove musically

     @groovemd @evacide

     Bonus points if you can manage to not blink for long periods of time, and occasionally use slightly incorrect facial expressions.

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     Ludic 🧛 (ludicity@mastodon.sprawl.club)'s status on Monday, 19-Aug-2024 14:39:09 JST Ludic 🧛

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     @evacide I got invited to AI4 because they literally wanted one person who would swear about AI.

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     glasspshr (glasspusher@beige.party)'s status on Monday, 19-Aug-2024 14:39:13 JST glasspshr

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     • Ludic 🧛

     @ludicity @evacide

     I would pay to hear the two of you on stage talk about AI together

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     GreenSkyOverMe (Monika) (greenskyoverme@ohai.social)'s status on Monday, 19-Aug-2024 14:39:34 JST GreenSkyOverMe (Monika)

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     @evacide Correct reply 😂