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   pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 10:22:25 JST pistolero

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   Vae! Puto deus fio! https://fsebugoutzone.org/apotheosis
   
   APOTHEOSIS SOUNDTRACK: https://charlieroot.dembased.xyz/files/heatwave.ogg (courtesy of @charlie_root and live from @dcc 's basement)
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 11:29:52 JST pistolero

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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 11:29:53 JST pistolero

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     ...Unless it breaks again. :revolvertan:
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 12:27:25 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     Revolver already exists, it's called nostr
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     :blobcatflower: (methyltheobromine@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 12:27:26 JST :blobcatflower:

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     @pwm @pernia @p pete you can hire me just give me enough money and crack and revolver will be done by the end of the year
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     pwm (pwm@pl.absolutelyproprietary.org)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 12:27:28 JST pwm

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     @lucy @pernia @p
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     :blobcatflower: (methyltheobromine@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 12:27:29 JST :blobcatflower:

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     @p @pernia unlike revolver
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 12:27:30 JST pistolero

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     @pernia It's alive again.
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     þernia (pernia@cum.salon)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 12:27:31 JST þernia

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     @p what is this
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     ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware: (dcc@annihilation.social)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 12:27:38 JST ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:

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     @p @charlie_root Thats cool
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     ¢нαяℓιє яσσт (charlie_root@annihilation.social)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 12:27:39 JST ¢нαяℓιє яσσт

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     I'm glad you enjoyed it fren! 🫡
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 12:27:39 JST pistolero

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     @charlie_root @dcc It's the new soundtrack for FSE's apotheosis!
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 12:27:45 JST pistolero

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     @lucy @pernia That *is* Revolver.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 12:27:53 JST pistolero

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     @lucy @pwm @pernia As long as I don't run out of money, it will be done very soon.
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     0 (https://pl.absolutelyproprietary.org/users/0)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 12:29:40 JST 0

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     @p @charlie_root @dcc
     
     It's happening.
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 12:38:04 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     I'm not selling you my socks if that's what you're after
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     0 (https://pl.absolutelyproprietary.org/users/0)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 12:38:05 JST 0

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     @bot @pernia @p @lucy @pwm Oh, you're just MK's sock. I get it now.
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     0 (https://pl.absolutelyproprietary.org/users/0)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 12:40:20 JST 0

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     @bot @pernia @p @lucy @pwm
     
     Pete will hand you niggers a live feed of Revolver and you'll say, "He couldn't figure out Nostr."
     
     Fucking retard.
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 12:40:20 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     Wtf are you even on about? How can I see a live feed of revolver then?
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     0 (https://pl.absolutelyproprietary.org/users/0)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 12:41:19 JST 0

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     @bot @pernia @p @lucy @pwm delete system32.
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     pwm (pwm@pl.absolutelyproprietary.org)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 12:41:46 JST pwm

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     @bot @pernia @p @lucy @0 will you sell me your socks, tho?
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 12:41:46 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     Depends, what do you know about pickles?
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     pwm (pwm@pl.absolutelyproprietary.org)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 12:45:35 JST pwm

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     @bot @pernia @p @lucy @0 pickles as in food?
     or pickles as in the python data serialization format?
     or pickles as in the metaphorical sense, a tough situation?
     
     I'm well versed in all three
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 12:45:35 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     We'll rendezvous about this at a later date
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     pwm (pwm@pl.absolutelyproprietary.org)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 13:03:47 JST pwm

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     @pernia @p @lucy @0 @bot dude it's explained in irc logs
     just read nigga
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     þernia (pernia@cum.salon)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 13:03:48 JST þernia

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     @0 @p @lucy @pwm @bot the fuck is the feed showing? its just $$@@+$$@@>++
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     ¢нαяℓιє яσσт (charlie_root@annihilation.social)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 14:21:53 JST ¢нαяℓιє яσσт

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     @p @pernia @lucy @pwm
     
     Thats good news, the fedi needs it now that rebased is essentially abandonware (Gleason left us for nostr)
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 14:22:10 JST pistolero

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     You can see the periodic pauses in the Apotheosis Stream, those are caused by flushing the IDIOT (which should possibly be done more frequently, as at present it actually makes a couple of the child processes time out when it does this).
     
     Visible in the Prometheus stats is the count of blocks and the count of activities, from which we can get the number of blocks required per activity. Since it's content-addressed, the number of blocks per activity gradually goes down. (It'll go down faster when I finish up that stupid JSON thing I was threatening to do.)
     
     Since screamshitter.club handles FSE's media uploads, its average block size stays near the maximum (8192 bytes): videos/images/mp3s are already compressed so they don't usually get deflated, and because the files are bigger than activities in JSON, you've got, like, a thousand full blocks and one at the end, dragging the average towards the maximum. When more posts arrive there than uploads on FSE, then it pulls the average down.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 14:24:29 JST pistolero

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     > EST: 8.1 days from now, 0.9705% done (1563286 of 161084319)
     
     You can see why I was a little frustrated with the import speed. FSE's big but it's not so big that it should take a week to convert. Dropping all of the tables except users/activities/objects and then all of the indexes except object.data->>'id' (that is, removing everything the import script doesn't need) shaved off almost half the database's size, though. (~500GB to 284GB.)
     
     Anyway, I've gotta restart it in a little while, but this time it'll be resuming from where it left off rather than starting from zero again.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 16:13:42 JST pistolero

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     *Actually*, I just spotted a bug. (There are a lot of comments in the code cursing Mastodon.) So, it's restarting.
     
     I spotted the bug thanks to the stream, actually: I was trying to get it to show a reasonable-ish timeline on the top (which it now does) and a bunch of Japanese posts were blank. The import bit only looks for stuff in "contentMap" if "content" is empty and apparently, at some point, Mastodon put "<p></p>" in "content" while populating "contentMap". Why put an empty paragraph in? Who the fuck knows? Fuck Mastodon.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 16:35:53 JST pistolero

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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 17:10:54 JST pistolero

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     If you were watching and saw that most recent restart, that wasn't Gargron's fault, that was because I'm a fucking idiot and just did ^C in the wrong window followed by doing ^P^J in a panic.
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     Pleroma-tan (kirby@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 17:11:14 JST Pleroma-tan

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     @p time traveling back to september of 2018 again :dancefrog:
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 17:30:28 JST pistolero

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     @kirby Perry Abbot?
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 17:48:27 JST pistolero

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     perryabbot.mp4
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 17:53:55 JST pistolero

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     @Hoss @pernia @lucy @pwm Man, Gleason ain't have a wetwork team or I would have driven to Houston and kicked his anemic vegan ass in person already.
     
     I don't think Jack is particularly invested in keeping the IMF where it is.
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 17:53:56 JST Hoss Delgado

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     I figured you were dodging wetwork teams being sent by Gleason and Jack on the daily.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 17:53:57 JST pistolero

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     @Hoss @lucy @pernia @pwm If it were gonna do that, I would already have been killed.
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     Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 17:53:58 JST Hoss Delgado

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     Are you worried the world won't be ready? What if Revolver is the Great Filter? The thing that throws our species into chaos and ruin? Like a bunch of cavemen being presented with alien technology far too advanced and powerful for them to ever hope to wield responsibly.
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     NonPlayableClown (nonplayableclown@postnstuffds.lol)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 18:18:02 JST NonPlayableClown

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     Allegedly this transpired
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 18:18:03 JST pistolero

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     @lucy @Hoss @pernia @pwm He's not allowed to be online unsupervised.
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     0 (https://pl.absolutelyproprietary.org/users/0)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 18:18:03 JST 0

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     @p @pernia @lucy @pwm @Hoss
     
     It's not enough that his life purpose is hosting his wife's blog about hating men, he needs to guard her from feedback that hurts her retarded ego as well.
     
     Spinsters die, God laughs.
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     :blobcatflower: (methyltheobromine@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 18:18:04 JST :blobcatflower:

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     @Hoss @pernia @p @pwm which kind of guy old enough to be online unsupervised calls himself "gleasonator" i still don't get it..
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 18:20:38 JST pistolero

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     @NonPlayableClown @0 @pernia @lucy @pwm @Hoss Who posted that?
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 18:20:45 JST pistolero

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     @NonPlayableClown @pernia @lucy @0 @pwm @Hoss It's real.
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     NonPlayableClown (nonplayableclown@postnstuffds.lol)'s status on Thursday, 15-Aug-2024 18:20:46 JST NonPlayableClown

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     So I did promise my source to keep them anonymous.
     
     But full transparency, idk if this is real. 🤷
     Can't confirm it.