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Church of Jeff (jeffowski@mastodon.world)'s status on Thursday, 08-Aug-2024 04:03:57 JST Church of Jeff -
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Church of Jeff (jeffowski@mastodon.world)'s status on Thursday, 08-Aug-2024 04:30:32 JST Church of Jeff @jstatepost -- I'll take any edits and changes to the Alt-Text if you send me a complete Alt-Text I can copy and paste in. 😃
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Tucker's Balz 4 Harris/Walz (jstatepost@mstdn.social)'s status on Thursday, 08-Aug-2024 04:30:33 JST Tucker's Balz 4 Harris/Walz @jeffowski
🥥 'A king labeled "Elon Musk" fired a quiver of arrows at a wall' scans a bit better, in my opinion, Jeff.
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Church of Jeff (jeffowski@mastodon.world)'s status on Thursday, 08-Aug-2024 23:36:44 JST Church of Jeff @jstatepost — that’s pretty good. Thanks. I will add it ASAP.
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Tucker's Balz 4 Harris/Walz (jstatepost@mstdn.social)'s status on Thursday, 08-Aug-2024 23:36:45 JST Tucker's Balz 4 Harris/Walz @jeffowski
🥥 Praise the good lard, Jeff, here's your AltText:
"Illustration of a king labeled ELON Musk that has fired a quiver of arrows at a wall and a peasant labeled WEIRD NERDS that is painting bull's-eyes around the king's arrows.
None of the arrows are near an actual target. They have just hit the wall at random locations." -
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Church of Jeff (jeffowski@mastodon.world)'s status on Friday, 09-Aug-2024 04:08:43 JST Church of Jeff @jstatepost -- LOL... if you guys only knew the true tenets of the faith...
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Tucker's Balz 4 Harris/Walz (jstatepost@mstdn.social)'s status on Friday, 09-Aug-2024 04:08:44 JST Tucker's Balz 4 Harris/Walz @jeffowski
🥥 You're welcome, Jeff.
Can Eye pleez be excused from church on Sunday? 🥥 -
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Church of Jeff (jeffowski@mastodon.world)'s status on Saturday, 10-Aug-2024 03:49:15 JST Church of Jeff @jstatepost -- I've been building a set of stories and concepts that can inspire current and future generations to move our society forward.
I have "disciples" that help me make these stories and are privy to all the inside details of the storyline and goals of the project.
This is all the result of all my friends telling me I should start a cult/religion since 1992, and it has never stopped. I got bored and decided to actually do it.
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Tucker's Balz 4 Harris/Walz (jstatepost@mstdn.social)'s status on Saturday, 10-Aug-2024 03:49:16 JST Tucker's Balz 4 Harris/Walz @jeffowski
🥥 Now Eye REALLY am intrigued, Jeff! 🥥 -
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Church of Jeff (jeffowski@mastodon.world)'s status on Saturday, 10-Aug-2024 12:09:23 JST Church of Jeff @jstatepost — well first, do you make it a point to get to know new people that may be very different from you and celebrate diversity? My disciples range from all ages, all genders, all sexualities, and all races. While we are secular as an organization, and while I am a devout Atheist myself, we have members that are still “entangled” with religion and spirituality.
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Tucker's Balz 4 Harris/Walz (jstatepost@mstdn.social)'s status on Saturday, 10-Aug-2024 12:09:24 JST Tucker's Balz 4 Harris/Walz @jeffowski
🥥 Well as long as you don't drink Flavor Aide and don't want to father progeny with my significant others, Jeff, what do Eye have to do to be counted among your flock?
PS: Animal sacrifice and belief in things that don't exist are my other deal breakers. 🥥
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