The fact that I'm not on the "who to follow" list shows that I am failing at my attempt to become "Mayor of Mastodon".
All I want is for every Mastodonian to feel safe, and enjoy their time here. I want them to see the true power of a federated and decentralized social network. I want them to know that there ARE people who care about the services that they use. I want them to know that "the art of the fart" isn't just a joke, but a way of life.
What more is there?
Thank you for your vote.