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   Mr. Funk E. Dude (mrfunkedude@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Aug-2024 23:16:47 JST Mr. Funk E. Dude

   The fact that I'm not on the "who to follow" list shows that I am failing at my attempt to become "Mayor of Mastodon".

   All I want is for every Mastodonian to feel safe, and enjoy their time here. I want them to see the true power of a federated and decentralized social network. I want them to know that there ARE people who care about the services that they use. I want them to know that "the art of the fart" isn't just a joke, but a way of life.

   What more is there?

   Thank you for your vote.