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   NaClKnight (naclknight@mstdn.games)'s status on Thursday, 01-Aug-2024 16:23:54 JST NaClKnight

   For real though #askfedi

   Serious question:
   If I post some hot illustration or some photo of an attractive thirst trap OnlyFans woman trying to attract new customers,

   Beyond the obligatory CW,
   How the _fuck_ do I alt text that?

   I'm likely overthinking it, but yo, is writing

   "chubby curvy woman wearing a low-cut sweater and skirt smiles at the camera. Her breasts are bigger than her head"

   actually useful to anyone?

   how about "thicc curvy model wearing revealing clothes?"

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     NaClKnight (naclknight@mstdn.games)'s status on Thursday, 01-Aug-2024 16:25:19 JST NaClKnight

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     Like, I'm not a celebrity. Me posting "this girl is really hot" behind a CW and a sensitive media tag is harmless. It hurts no one.

     So if I'm gonna do it, I might as well see if there's a friendly/polite way to do so that doesn't defeat the entire purpose.

     AnthonyJK-Admin repeated this.
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     NaClKnight (naclknight@mstdn.games)'s status on Thursday, 01-Aug-2024 16:27:54 JST NaClKnight

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     And on God, if you come up here with "That content doesn't belong on Mastodon,"

     There's a deeeecent chance I'mma specifically tag you when I post it. I'mma politely ask for your opinion and if this specific image has changed your thoughts on what does and doesn't 'belong' on Masto.

     Try me.

     I wish you would.

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     NaClKnight (naclknight@mstdn.games)'s status on Thursday, 01-Aug-2024 16:57:09 JST NaClKnight

     • COMPU73E ❄️

     @COMPU73E Let's make a deal then lol.

     If I post more of them, will you contribute alt-text?

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     NaClKnight (naclknight@mstdn.games)'s status on Thursday, 01-Aug-2024 17:45:15 JST NaClKnight

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     if you're just here for the content lol

     https://mstdn.games/@NaClKnight/112885779134291644

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     BrakeOut Gaming (brakeoutgaming@mstdn.games)'s status on Thursday, 01-Aug-2024 21:05:57 JST BrakeOut Gaming

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     @NaClKnight generally, best practice is to also situate the scene and provide some visual context to important elements of body, clothing, and/or pose. You want the reader to get 1) what stands out and 2) what it's trying to convey.

     So, for example:
     "Photograph of chubby curvy white woman wearing a low-cut purple sweater and black leather skirt smiles at the camera alluringly while kneeling in her luxurious modern living room. Her breasts are bigger than her head"

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     NaClKnight (naclknight@mstdn.games)'s status on Thursday, 01-Aug-2024 22:39:44 JST NaClKnight

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     • BrakeOut Gaming

     @brakeoutgaming this makes sense.

     So how did i do here?
     https://mstdn.games/@NaClKnight/112885779134291644

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     forrest (buru5@mstdn.games)'s status on Thursday, 01-Aug-2024 22:44:41 JST forrest

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     • BrakeOut Gaming

     @NaClKnight @brakeoutgaming idk but i would be sure to mention the odd liminal space in the pool picture.