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    :suya: (newt@stereophonic.space)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jul-2024 23:57:34 JST :suya: :suya:
    • The Problem :verified_pink:
    @marine
    >dotnetschizo

    he just failed at C
    In conversation about 10 months ago from stereophonic.space permalink
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      pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jul-2024 23:57:32 JST pistolero pistolero
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      @newt @marine He just failed at life if he's doing .NET, and then encouraged others to be mediocre: "Don't be good at your job, don't have craftsmanship. Go get laid instead." You know what will 100% get your dick sucked? Knowing C.

      :kenbw: I FUCKING MEAN IT :tomduff:

      "He who has attained mastery of an art reveals it in his every action. True mastery transcends any individual skill." :thesamurai:

      You know who never gets laid? Someone who says "I'm so afraid of a program crashing that I am afraid to type some things into my computer." It comes out through his pores in the form of a sticky grease and women can smell his shame. What is there to be afraid of? A core dump? Worst-case, you reboot. "I'm terrified to do something scary that might make the computer say an error" is a thing that people laugh at Boomers for saying, and then those same people will literally tell you that C makes them feel unsafe.

      If you have hacked the machine, if you have debugged it without a core dump or memory probes but by building your own debugging facilities by using a different color to glitch the screen, you look at the computer as a friend. You understand your machine, the tool with which you attain your livelihood. You place your hand on the machine and you understand each other, you sit at your terminal as a skilled horseman would mount his trusted companion, you touch the keyboard purposefully. Women in nearby buildings will start fanning themselves: why? How do they even know?

      A boomer comes by: "A computer is a shit thing, it is inside. Go make a railroad." The boomer did not make a railroad: ask the boomer how guitarists get laid.

      A zoomer comes by: "Rust is safe. Your program is not safe." Your eyes reveal the depth of your knowledge. The zoomer falls silent.

      A knock at the door: your new woman has arrived. She has made tea.
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      pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jul-2024 23:57:47 JST pistolero pistolero
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      @newt @marine Cofe is fine, but no one puts soy milk into tea.

      Furthermore, Unix is astonishing.
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      :suya: (newt@stereophonic.space)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jul-2024 23:57:48 JST :suya: :suya:
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      • pistolero
      @p @marine no, I drink cofe.

      Also Eunuchs sucks.
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      pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jul-2024 23:57:49 JST pistolero pistolero
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      @newt @marine You're drinking the wrong tea.
      In conversation about 10 months ago permalink
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      :suya: (newt@stereophonic.space)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jul-2024 23:57:51 JST :suya: :suya:
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      • pistolero
      @p @marine sorry, man. Tea is gay. I wouldn't want my dick sucked by the gay.
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      pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jul-2024 23:57:55 JST pistolero pistolero
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      @marine @newt You don't even have any tea? You better hope you run into some .NET guy that doesn't know any better.
      In conversation about 10 months ago permalink
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      The Problem :verified_pink: (marine@breastmilk.club)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jul-2024 23:57:56 JST The Problem :verified_pink: The Problem :verified_pink:
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      @p @newt if I had soy milk or tea, I would do so just to spite you rn

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      0 (https://gh0st.live/users/0)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 00:53:38 JST 0 0
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      • Parker Banks
      • pistolero
      @p @marine @parker @newt Have you even tried switching to breastmilk?
      In conversation about 10 months ago permalink
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      pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 00:53:39 JST pistolero pistolero
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      • Parker Banks
      @parker @marine @newt Cow secretions are how I became a mountain of a man and I lose my powers without them.
      In conversation about 10 months ago permalink
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      Parker Banks (parker@gh0st.live)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 00:53:40 JST Parker Banks Parker Banks
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      • pistolero
      @p @marine @newt I prefer fair trade, organic, farm to table, table to cup, oat mylk anyways.
      In conversation about 10 months ago permalink
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      受不了包 (shibao@misskey.bubbletea.dev)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 01:31:06 JST 受不了包 受不了包
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      • pistolero

      @p@fsebugoutzone.org @newt@stereophonic.space @marine@breastmilk.club i started programming in C++ again and then i got a girlfriend, coincidence???

      In conversation about 10 months ago permalink
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      pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 02:15:32 JST pistolero pistolero
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      @Prodigal @0 @marine @newt @parker

      > *Not sure if male-to-female trans can lactate. If they can, I would not be interested.

      How do you have an entire internet and no answers?
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      Darth Prodigal (prodigal@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 02:15:33 JST Darth Prodigal Darth Prodigal
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      • pistolero
      @0 Human Breast Milk >>>>> Cow milk, Goat milk etc. I wish my wife never stopped lactating, unironically.


      Screenshot this, I will never apologize. Human cis-female* Breastmilk forever! @marine @p @parker @newt

      *Not sure if male-to-female trans can lactate. If they can, I would not be interested.
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      0 (https://gh0st.live/users/0)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 02:18:23 JST 0 0
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      • pistolero
      @newt @marine @p @parker

      You are mistaken, all mammals have breasts, you're just lacking in progesterone.
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      0 (https://gh0st.live/users/0)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 02:18:25 JST 0 0
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      • pistolero
      @newt @marine @p @parker

      That's cool, but I'm still not gonna milk you.
      In conversation about 10 months ago permalink
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      :suya: (newt@stereophonic.space)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 02:18:25 JST :suya: :suya:
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      • pistolero
      @0 @marine @p @parker thanks! That would've been embarrassing for you to attempt, for I have no breasts.
      In conversation about 10 months ago permalink
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      :suya: (newt@stereophonic.space)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 02:18:27 JST :suya: :suya:
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      • pistolero
      @0 @marine @p @parker all milk is breastmilk.
      In conversation about 10 months ago permalink
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      pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 02:19:12 JST pistolero pistolero
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      • 受不了包
      • The Problem :verified_pink:
      @shibao @newt @marine C++? Yes, that was a coincidence.
      In conversation about 10 months ago permalink
      Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell: and 受不了包 like this.
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      0 (https://gh0st.live/users/0)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 03:02:12 JST 0 0
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      • Darth Prodigal
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      • pistolero
      @Prodigal @marine @p @parker @newt

      Men can lactate if put under enough stress or given the right hormones.
      In conversation about 10 months ago permalink
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      0 (https://gh0st.live/users/0)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 03:20:59 JST 0 0
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      • Parker Banks
      • pistolero
      @p @marine @parker @newt

      My first act as CEO of Earth will be radically re-purposing HR.
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      pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 03:21:00 JST pistolero pistolero
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      @0 @marine @newt @parker If I had a steady supply!
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      Parker Banks (parker@gh0st.live)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 04:42:16 JST Parker Banks Parker Banks
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      • Linus Torvalds
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      @p @0 @Prodigal @marine @newt @torvalds Also yes, he loves the coffee mug.
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      pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 04:42:16 JST pistolero pistolero
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      • Linus Torvalds
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      @parker @0 @Prodigal @marine @newt @torvalds If his politics are terrible, that makes about as much difference to me as rms's terrible politics.

      > I think that "well regulated militia" means that guns should be carefully licensed

      Maybe it's been a minute since his citizenship exam, but the national militia is defined by statute (10 USC § 246), rather than what people think the term means: "all able-bodied males at least 17 years of age and, except as provided in section 313 of title 32, under 45 years of age who are, or who have made a declaration of intention to become, citizens of the United States and of female citizens of the United States who are members of the National Guard."

      But, having got the part that is objectively wrong out of the way, I'm not voting for him: his is a first-rate hacker and nearly every machine I operate runs his code, so I'd like to read his thoughts about computers. I can't, and he can't see this, because some dipshits here took it upon themselves to bother Linus and Rob Pike and whoever else and I say to them "I wanted to read what those guys had to say about computers" and they bitch and moan, "He's not ideologically puuuuuure enooooooough." I don't know what position he screws in and I don't want to know: same with his politics.
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      pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 04:42:17 JST pistolero pistolero
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      • Linus Torvalds
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      @parker @0 @Prodigal @marine @newt @torvalds Man, Linus ain't wanna know about that coffee mug.
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      Parker Banks (parker@gh0st.live)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 04:42:17 JST Parker Banks Parker Banks
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      @p @Prodigal @marine @0 @torvalds @newt Do you just have a tagged image database that is searched against every post you view?
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      Parker Banks (parker@gh0st.live)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 04:42:18 JST Parker Banks Parker Banks
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      @0 @p @Prodigal @marine @newt
      cc: @torvalds
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      pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 04:42:19 JST pistolero pistolero
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      @0 @Prodigal @marine @newt @parker Every internets is the same color on the inside: black. Coal-black.
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      @p @Prodigal @marine @parker @newt

      Provided with syntax highlighting.
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      0 (https://gh0st.live/users/0)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 04:42:20 JST 0 0
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      @p @Prodigal @marine @parker @newt They're not color coded.
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      pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 04:50:48 JST pistolero pistolero
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      @Prodigal @ins0mniak @0 @marine @newt @parker It's from that website that says the DMT elves are racist. Don't read too much into it.
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      Darth Prodigal (prodigal@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 04:50:49 JST Darth Prodigal Darth Prodigal
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      @ins0mniak I just realized the mug is a lil defective. In that, when the text is most visible, 99% of the time she will be sipping, not speaking.

      Or is that part of the joke?

      @marine @p @0 @parker @newt
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      ins0mniak (ins0mniak@majestic12.airforce)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 04:50:50 JST ins0mniak ins0mniak
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      @Prodigal @marine @p @0 @parker @newt yeah I got prime so mine should arrive tomorrow
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      Darth Prodigal (prodigal@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 04:50:52 JST Darth Prodigal Darth Prodigal
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      @p I wanna buy one for my wife to use on her zoom conference calls now... @marine @0 @parker @ins0mniak @newt
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      pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 04:50:53 JST pistolero pistolero
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      @ins0mniak @0 @Prodigal @marine @newt @parker It is kind of a hilarious mug to just have.
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      ins0mniak (ins0mniak@majestic12.airforce)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 04:50:54 JST ins0mniak ins0mniak
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      @p @Prodigal @marine @0 @parker @newt Naw the mug.

      I just bought one off amazon. That's hilarious.
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      pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 04:50:57 JST pistolero pistolero
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      @ins0mniak @0 @Prodigal @marine @newt @parker The mug? I mean, dude, they have those Librettos on eBay for like, $100: https://www.ebay.com/itm/176468528742
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        Toshiba Libretto 100CT , Win95, Floppy, Charger, Port Replicator | eBay
        This is a 100CT with its original hard drive loaded with Windows 95 and Microsoft Office 97. The case is free of cracks and scratches and the keyboard is clean. There are a couple of issues. The on/off button will only work reliably if the screen is opened up almost fully.
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      ins0mniak (ins0mniak@majestic12.airforce)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 04:50:58 JST ins0mniak ins0mniak
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      @p @Prodigal @marine @0 @parker @newt imma buy that
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