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   :suya: (newt@stereophonic.space)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jul-2024 23:57:34 JST :suya:

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   @marine
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   he just failed at C
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jul-2024 23:57:32 JST pistolero

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     @newt @marine He just failed at life if he's doing .NET, and then encouraged others to be mediocre: "Don't be good at your job, don't have craftsmanship. Go get laid instead." You know what will 100% get your dick sucked? Knowing C.
     
     :kenbw: I FUCKING MEAN IT :tomduff:
     
     "He who has attained mastery of an art reveals it in his every action. True mastery transcends any individual skill." :thesamurai:
     
     You know who never gets laid? Someone who says "I'm so afraid of a program crashing that I am afraid to type some things into my computer." It comes out through his pores in the form of a sticky grease and women can smell his shame. What is there to be afraid of? A core dump? Worst-case, you reboot. "I'm terrified to do something scary that might make the computer say an error" is a thing that people laugh at Boomers for saying, and then those same people will literally tell you that C makes them feel unsafe.
     
     If you have hacked the machine, if you have debugged it without a core dump or memory probes but by building your own debugging facilities by using a different color to glitch the screen, you look at the computer as a friend. You understand your machine, the tool with which you attain your livelihood. You place your hand on the machine and you understand each other, you sit at your terminal as a skilled horseman would mount his trusted companion, you touch the keyboard purposefully. Women in nearby buildings will start fanning themselves: why? How do they even know?
     
     A boomer comes by: "A computer is a shit thing, it is inside. Go make a railroad." The boomer did not make a railroad: ask the boomer how guitarists get laid.
     
     A zoomer comes by: "Rust is safe. Your program is not safe." Your eyes reveal the depth of your knowledge. The zoomer falls silent.
     
     A knock at the door: your new woman has arrived. She has made tea.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jul-2024 23:57:47 JST pistolero

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     @newt @marine Cofe is fine, but no one puts soy milk into tea.
     
     Furthermore, Unix is astonishing.
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     :suya: (newt@stereophonic.space)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jul-2024 23:57:48 JST :suya:

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     @p @marine no, I drink cofe.
     
     Also Eunuchs sucks.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jul-2024 23:57:49 JST pistolero

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     @newt @marine You're drinking the wrong tea.
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     :suya: (newt@stereophonic.space)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jul-2024 23:57:51 JST :suya:

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     @p @marine sorry, man. Tea is gay. I wouldn't want my dick sucked by the gay.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jul-2024 23:57:55 JST pistolero

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     @marine @newt You don't even have any tea? You better hope you run into some .NET guy that doesn't know any better.
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     The Problem :verified_pink: (marine@breastmilk.club)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jul-2024 23:57:56 JST The Problem :verified_pink:

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     @p @newt if I had soy milk or tea, I would do so just to spite you rn

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     0 (https://gh0st.live/users/0)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 00:53:38 JST 0

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     @p @marine @parker @newt Have you even tried switching to breastmilk?
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 00:53:39 JST pistolero

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     @parker @marine @newt Cow secretions are how I became a mountain of a man and I lose my powers without them.
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     Parker Banks (parker@gh0st.live)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 00:53:40 JST Parker Banks

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     @p @marine @newt I prefer fair trade, organic, farm to table, table to cup, oat mylk anyways.
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     受不了包 (shibao@misskey.bubbletea.dev)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 01:31:06 JST 受不了包

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     @p@fsebugoutzone.org @newt@stereophonic.space @marine@breastmilk.club i started programming in C++ again and then i got a girlfriend, coincidence???

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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 02:15:32 JST pistolero

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     @Prodigal @0 @marine @newt @parker
     
     > *Not sure if male-to-female trans can lactate. If they can, I would not be interested.
     
     How do you have an entire internet and no answers?
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     Darth Prodigal (prodigal@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 02:15:33 JST Darth Prodigal

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     @0 Human Breast Milk >>>>> Cow milk, Goat milk etc. I wish my wife never stopped lactating, unironically.
     
     
     Screenshot this, I will never apologize. Human cis-female* Breastmilk forever! @marine @p @parker @newt
     
     *Not sure if male-to-female trans can lactate. If they can, I would not be interested.
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     0 (https://gh0st.live/users/0)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 02:18:23 JST 0

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     @newt @marine @p @parker
     
     You are mistaken, all mammals have breasts, you're just lacking in progesterone.
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     @newt @marine @p @parker
     
     That's cool, but I'm still not gonna milk you.
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     @0 @marine @p @parker thanks! That would've been embarrassing for you to attempt, for I have no breasts.
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     @0 @marine @p @parker all milk is breastmilk.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 02:19:12 JST pistolero

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     @shibao @newt @marine C++? Yes, that was a coincidence.
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     0 (https://gh0st.live/users/0)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 03:02:12 JST 0

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     @Prodigal @marine @p @parker @newt
     
     Men can lactate if put under enough stress or given the right hormones.
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     @p @marine @parker @newt
     
     My first act as CEO of Earth will be radically re-purposing HR.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 03:21:00 JST pistolero

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     @0 @marine @newt @parker If I had a steady supply!
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     Parker Banks (parker@gh0st.live)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 04:42:16 JST Parker Banks

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     @p @0 @Prodigal @marine @newt @torvalds Also yes, he loves the coffee mug.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 04:42:16 JST pistolero

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     @parker @0 @Prodigal @marine @newt @torvalds If his politics are terrible, that makes about as much difference to me as rms's terrible politics.
     
     > I think that "well regulated militia" means that guns should be carefully licensed
     
     Maybe it's been a minute since his citizenship exam, but the national militia is defined by statute (10 USC § 246), rather than what people think the term means: "all able-bodied males at least 17 years of age and, except as provided in section 313 of title 32, under 45 years of age who are, or who have made a declaration of intention to become, citizens of the United States and of female citizens of the United States who are members of the National Guard."
     
     But, having got the part that is objectively wrong out of the way, I'm not voting for him: his is a first-rate hacker and nearly every machine I operate runs his code, so I'd like to read his thoughts about computers. I can't, and he can't see this, because some dipshits here took it upon themselves to bother Linus and Rob Pike and whoever else and I say to them "I wanted to read what those guys had to say about computers" and they bitch and moan, "He's not ideologically puuuuuure enooooooough." I don't know what position he screws in and I don't want to know: same with his politics.
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     @parker @0 @Prodigal @marine @newt @torvalds Man, Linus ain't wanna know about that coffee mug.
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     Parker Banks (parker@gh0st.live)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 04:42:17 JST Parker Banks

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     @p @Prodigal @marine @0 @torvalds @newt Do you just have a tagged image database that is searched against every post you view?
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     Parker Banks (parker@gh0st.live)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 04:42:18 JST Parker Banks

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     @0 @p @Prodigal @marine @newt
     cc: @torvalds
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 04:42:19 JST pistolero

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     @0 @Prodigal @marine @newt @parker Every internets is the same color on the inside: black. Coal-black.
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     0 (https://gh0st.live/users/0)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 04:42:19 JST 0

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     @p @Prodigal @marine @parker @newt
     
     Provided with syntax highlighting.
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     0 (https://gh0st.live/users/0)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 04:42:20 JST 0

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     @p @Prodigal @marine @parker @newt They're not color coded.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 04:50:48 JST pistolero

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     @Prodigal @ins0mniak @0 @marine @newt @parker It's from that website that says the DMT elves are racist. Don't read too much into it.
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     Darth Prodigal (prodigal@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 04:50:49 JST Darth Prodigal

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     @ins0mniak I just realized the mug is a lil defective. In that, when the text is most visible, 99% of the time she will be sipping, not speaking.
     
     Or is that part of the joke?
     
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     ins0mniak (ins0mniak@majestic12.airforce)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 04:50:50 JST ins0mniak

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     @Prodigal @marine @p @0 @parker @newt yeah I got prime so mine should arrive tomorrow
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     Darth Prodigal (prodigal@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 04:50:52 JST Darth Prodigal

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     @p I wanna buy one for my wife to use on her zoom conference calls now... @marine @0 @parker @ins0mniak @newt
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     @ins0mniak @0 @Prodigal @marine @newt @parker It is kind of a hilarious mug to just have.
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     ins0mniak (ins0mniak@majestic12.airforce)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 04:50:54 JST ins0mniak

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     @p @Prodigal @marine @0 @parker @newt Naw the mug.
     
     I just bought one off amazon. That's hilarious.
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     @ins0mniak @0 @Prodigal @marine @newt @parker The mug? I mean, dude, they have those Librettos on eBay for like, $100: https://www.ebay.com/itm/176468528742
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     ins0mniak (ins0mniak@majestic12.airforce)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 04:50:58 JST ins0mniak

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     @p @Prodigal @marine @0 @parker @newt imma buy that