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DOCTOR: you’re going too have too stop masterbating
FEVER: why
DOCTOR: because I’m trying too examine you
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I don't go to the doctor unless there is a bone sticking out, or I'm on my death bed. So I just assume everything is fine in there.
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@KennyWhitePowers @Jonny @Diceynes @Alex_Fog @Dudebro @JuicyGothMommyFeet @WilhelmIII @mjdigspigs @tyler @xuya @Dan_Hulson @ForbiddenDreamer @Hertz @catmanmancat @graf "Is that a bone sticking out or are you just happy to see me?"
-your doctor
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@Jonny @KennyWhitePowers @Diceynes @Alex_Fog @Dudebro @JuicyGothMommyFeet @WilhelmIII @mjdigspigs @tyler @xuya @Dan_Hulson @ForbiddenDreamer @Hertz @catmanmancat @graf Becoming dead sometimes can effect one's ability to imbibe copious quantities of rum.
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@lord_nougat @Diceynes @Alex_Fog @Dudebro @JuicyGothMommyFeet @KennyWhitePowers @WilhelmIII @mjdigspigs @tyler @xuya @Dan_Hulson @ForbiddenDreamer @Hertz @catmanmancat @graf
I meant too this day. How’s your kidleys and liver?
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Well apparently it could've led to systemic organ failure if untreated.
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@KennyWhitePowers @Diceynes @Alex_Fog @Dudebro @JuicyGothMommyFeet @WilhelmIII @mjdigspigs @tyler @xuya @Dan_Hulson @ForbiddenDreamer @Hertz @catmanmancat @graf @lord_nougat
Does it affect your ability too drink rum (copious)?
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They gave me malaria medicine
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@KennyWhitePowers @Diceynes @Alex_Fog @Dudebro @JuicyGothMommyFeet @WilhelmIII @mjdigspigs @tyler @xuya @Dan_Hulson @ForbiddenDreamer @Hertz @catmanmancat @graf @lord_nougat
So what you’re telling me is, don’t go too the hospital?
What’s our take away from your crummy experience?
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It was such a an odd sickness. About every 30 mins I would get a massive migraine. Couldn't handle light or sounds. I would sweat through my clothes at the same time. They thought I had meningitis. Did a spinal tap and ruled that out. All my lymph nodes swole up to the point I couldn't turn my head without extreme pain. My body temp was borderline hypothermia. Finally they saw the tick bite and tested for the fever they didn't even think of because I live like 800 miles from the rocky mountains lol
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@KennyWhitePowers @Diceynes @Alex_Fog @Dudebro @JuicyGothMommyFeet @WilhelmIII @mjdigspigs @tyler @xuya @Dan_Hulson @ForbiddenDreamer @Hertz @catmanmancat @graf @lord_nougat
Holy shit. Did this just now happen too you? That sucks
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I spend a lot of time outside. Burned ticks off for years. One of them was unclean
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that dirty bitch.
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I have like a 35% chance of getting Lyme disease according to the doctor. Got bitten by a tick that gave me rocky mountain spotless fever in my late teens. That illness sucked
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tf i plucked those niggers off me scrote an shite an im doin JUST fine innit. crazy m8
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Fix the walls, and I recommend a slow roast on the squirrel. Can be tough if cooked too fast
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@KennyWhitePowers @Alex_Fog @Diceynes @Dudebro @JuicyGothMommyFeet @WilhelmIII @mjdigspigs @tyler @xuya @Dan_Hulson @ForbiddenDreamer @Hertz @graf @lord_nougat Definitely check for ticks before roasting. You don't want that Lyme disease seeznun.
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@Dan_Hulson @xuya @Diceynes @Dudebro @JuicyGothMommyFeet @WilhelmIII @mjdigspigs @tyler @ForbiddenDreamer @Hertz @graf @lord_nougat Yeah, me woife organizes everything on physical calendars and runs the family linked calendar for all events, Birthdays, vacations etc. She physically pays all the bills (by check no less. She's 25 but a boomer at heart) and she tries to keep my spending in check. But considering I do unconventional work she can't really track my spending. I just stuff money in the accounts and she makes it happen. I'd be lost without her. She cooks us all 3 meals a day, plans all of our play dates, dinners with family, and small trips (like the zoo and shit) usually if I plan something I'm like "were driving 800 miles to this obscure spot to see some cool little flame in a waterfall. We'll figure it out after. Oh look! There's a casino nearby. LOVE YOUUUU BYE!
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My wife plans everything. She has 2 calenders and makes lists constantly. I put money into the account and she makes sure everything is paid on time. I honestly don't even know how to pay the electric bill. Like does she have to go to an office somewhere to do that? Who knows. Without her I would be eating a bird I killed and cooked over a fire in a week because the utilities where disconnected.
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that's wot im doin now m8 just eated a squirrel watching the walls crumble round here 🤪
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@xuya @Diceynes @Dudebro @JuicyGothMommyFeet @WilhelmIII @mjdigspigs @tyler @Dan_Hulson @ForbiddenDreamer @Hertz @graf @lord_nougat I have a wife and she carries a giant diaper bag with every gizmo, gadget, and whatsamahjigger possible. But since she's a wahmen I have to carry the important stuff like everyones phones, ID's, OUR GODDAMN PLANE TICKETS (😒 Never again wahmen.) Plus pews plus boo boo remover plus spare shit and keys. Me woife is a good lass. Stable German stock, I love her to death but she's a ship without a rudder when I'm gone. 🤣
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@catmanmancat @xuya @Diceynes @Dudebro @JuicyGothMommyFeet @WilhelmIII @mjdigspigs @tyler @ForbiddenDreamer @Hertz @graf @lord_nougat I can make decisions on the fly and have pretty good instincts and am acceptable with money and house repairs and general man stuff. If you ask me to go to Tesco on my own though and use self check out I will be crying for my woman in 30 seconds. I also need a cute woman to fill out forms and pay bills and arrange travel or I'm right proper fucked and would end up in China getting shanghaied when I was only supposed to be going Panda Express for Chicken fried rice, innit
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@WilhelmIII @xuya @Diceynes @Dudebro @JuicyGothMommyFeet @mjdigspigs @tyler @Dan_Hulson @ForbiddenDreamer @Hertz @graf @lord_nougat So does my Fanny pack. :handshake_hmn_y2:
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ew
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@xuya @Diceynes @Dudebro @JuicyGothMommyFeet @WilhelmIII @mjdigspigs @tyler @Dan_Hulson @ForbiddenDreamer @Hertz @graf @lord_nougat I'm sorry lady. At a minimum gotta carry 3 cell phones, 2 wallets, a gun, 3 extra mags, a knife, Leatherman, a mini first aid kit, sanitary wipes, cash, and whatever binkies or toys the kids need. My cargo pockets can only handle so much. 😭😭😭
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You need travel bag and a wife
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My "purse" has a gun in it.
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like what? throw temper tantrum and make you buy purse? 😂
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@xuya @Dan_Hulson @Diceynes @Dudebro @JuicyGothMommyFeet @WilhelmIII @mjdigspigs @tyler @Hertz @graf @lord_nougat He already has enough purses tbh
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man purse?
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@WilhelmIII @Diceynes @Dudebro @JuicyGothMommyFeet @mjdigspigs @tyler @ForbiddenDreamer @Hertz @graf Oh, are we only supposed to "check out" the mum. Nobody told me we were supposed to just look 😬
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@Dan_Hulson @WilhelmIII @Diceynes @Dudebro @JuicyGothMommyFeet @mjdigspigs @tyler @ForbiddenDreamer @Hertz @graf No they mean "check out", like from a library.
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@lord_nougat @WilhelmIII @Diceynes @Dudebro @JuicyGothMommyFeet @mjdigspigs @tyler @ForbiddenDreamer @Hertz @graf Women always tell us to try and get on with their Mum though so it's their fault for not explaining better, innit
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behave yourself
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@xuya @Diceynes @Dudebro @JuicyGothMommyFeet @WilhelmIII @mjdigspigs @tyler @ForbiddenDreamer @Hertz @graf @lord_nougat You should misbehave yourself more 😏
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@WilhelmIII @JuicyGothMommyFeet @Diceynes @Dudebro @mjdigspigs @tyler @Dan_Hulson @Hertz @graf >make sure you check out her mom
Mate I'm ashamed you thought I needed to be told to do that.
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Well, yeah.
Of COURSE you checked out her mom, you deviant.
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Ok. Fair point.
Check out her mom. That's what cute chick will look like in 20 years.
But going for *just* cute can get you an Amber Heard or an Amanda Bynes.
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