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   wiz@loli.church's status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 05:48:39 JST Wiz

   • Shadowman311

   @Shadowman311@poa.st I think what he's not mentioning is where the door is. Whichever one is closest to the entrance is immediately less gay in a situation where there would be a tie.

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     Ruling Otter (totalslothdeath@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 05:48:39 JST Ruling Otter

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     @Wiz @Shadowman311 Also, some have dividers, now.
     
     Then the question becomes, how *high* is the divider and how far from the wall does it extend.
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     Bread up, Bro (sickburnbro@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 05:50:02 JST Bread up, Bro

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     @Wiz @totalslothdeath @Shadowman311 someone has obviously forgotten
     1. fucking short ass urinals put in for "accessibility reasons"
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     wiz@loli.church's status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 05:50:03 JST Wiz

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     @totalslothdeath@poa.st @Shadowman311@poa.st I was actually just typing up a post about aggravating urinal factors, but I'll put it here instead.
     
     1. location to the entrance
     2. height of the urinal
     3. The presence of children
     4. dividers or lack thereof
     5. broken/clogged/otherwise unusable ones
     6. desperation
     7. are the other pissers your homies or strangers
     8. penis side relative to others
     
     This is what I've got off the top of my head as a quick rundown

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     Bread up, Bro (sickburnbro@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 05:51:24 JST Bread up, Bro

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     @Wiz @Shadowman311 @totalslothdeath gotcha, answer was unclear, was pissed off ( but not on )
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     wiz@loli.church's status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 05:51:25 JST Wiz

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     @sickburnbro@poa.st @totalslothdeath@poa.st @Shadowman311@poa.st that was the height of the urinal, #2 in my list

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     Bread up, Bro (sickburnbro@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 05:54:08 JST Bread up, Bro

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     @Wiz @Shadowman311 @totalslothdeath Those I think I've figured out, if you hit to a side at the correct angle, it will minimize splash.
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     wiz@loli.church's status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 05:54:09 JST Wiz

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     @sickburnbro@poa.st @Shadowman311@poa.st @totalslothdeath@poa.st the ones that deserve total pisser death are the floor height ones like so. You cannot use these without getting piss on your shoes

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     Bread up, Bro (sickburnbro@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 05:56:15 JST Bread up, Bro

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     @Wiz @Shadowman311 @totalslothdeath at a certain height that never happens. I have to do multivariate calculus to use a toilet as a urinal.
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     wiz@loli.church's status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 05:56:16 JST Wiz

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     @sickburnbro@poa.st @Shadowman311@poa.st @totalslothdeath@poa.st yeah, you can but a urinal shouldn't require fucking geometry while pissing.

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     Bread up, Bro (sickburnbro@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 05:59:30 JST Bread up, Bro

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     @eee @Wiz @Shadowman311 @totalslothdeath I mean I guess if I were hobomaxxing
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     eee (eee@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 05:59:31 JST eee

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     @sickburnbro @Wiz @Shadowman311 @totalslothdeath just piss in bus stops like a regular citizen wtf
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     Bread up, Bro (sickburnbro@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 06:00:04 JST Bread up, Bro

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     @Mamako @skylar @Wiz @Shadowman311 @totalslothdeath look at those patties
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     Mamako (mamako@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 06:00:05 JST Mamako

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     @skylar @Wiz @Shadowman311 @sickburnbro @totalslothdeath are you?
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     skylar :confederateflag:??? :z: (skylar@misskey.yandere.love)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 06:00:06 JST skylar :confederateflag:??? :z:

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     @Wiz @sickburnbro @Shadowman311 @totalslothdeath ARE YOU A WOMAN
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     skylar :confederateflag:??? :z: (skylar@misskey.yandere.love)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 06:00:07 JST skylar :confederateflag:??? :z:

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     @Wiz @sickburnbro @Shadowman311 @totalslothdeath just stand back farther retard
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     wiz@loli.church's status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 06:00:07 JST Wiz

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     @skylar@misskey.yandere.love @sickburnbro@poa.st @Shadowman311@poa.st @totalslothdeath@poa.st I lack the equipment for such

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     :verified_2:防空識別區𝒔𝒐𝒄𝟶 (adiz@soc0.outrnat.nl)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 14:12:45 JST :verified_2:防空識別區𝒔𝒐𝒄𝟶

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     @Wiz@loli.church I don't think I've ever struggled with getting piss on my shoes with these but I'd also kinda aim to hit the back-wall at an angle vs. straight into it or shooting down at the base. @sickburnbro@poa.st @Shadowman311@poa.st @totalslothdeath@poa.st

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     Bread up, Bro (sickburnbro@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 22:27:16 JST Bread up, Bro

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     @Homosoypiens @epictittus @Wiz @totalslothdeath @Shadowman311 if I wanted to live in the 3rd world I always would have moved
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     Semilexic (epictittus@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 22:27:17 JST Semilexic

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     @sickburnbro @Wiz @totalslothdeath @Shadowman311 >the fucking troughs at concerts
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     Homosoypiens (homosoypiens@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 22:27:17 JST Homosoypiens

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     @epictittus @sickburnbro @Wiz @totalslothdeath @Shadowman311 The obvious cheat code in a "no win scenario" is to simply piss in the sink, refuse to elaborate further, and then leave