@fesshole what the fuck. look, just do not, ever go ahead and touch other people at random. wtf is wrong with you, OP
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13 barn owls in a trench coat (hauntedowlbear@eldritch.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Jun-2024 18:29:49 JST 13 barn owls in a trench coat
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Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Jun-2024 18:29:50 JST Fesshole 🧻
At a party. Saw lady I knew was pregnant. Went over and put my hand on her tummy, wobbled it and said 'amazing news'. She told me baby was three months old and I'd just wobbled her cesarean scar. Never seen a room empty so quickly.
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