@fesshole Could be that they just didn't want to open their eyes to see you in the morning.
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Killa Koala (dshan@mastodon.au)'s status on Friday, 31-May-2024 02:26:50 JST Killa Koala -
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Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 31-May-2024 02:26:51 JST Fesshole 🧻 I have slept with roughly 500 women and I can tell you this, the bigger the woman's boobs the more likely it is that she'll sleep on her front. Just a shame I can never get this scientific research published.
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