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   n3f_X :neon_devilblob: :debian: (n3f_x@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 29-May-2024 08:59:15 JST n3f_X :neon_devilblob: :debian:
   they dont believe u slipped and fell in the shower with a shampoo bottle up your ass
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     Grumblesock (grumblesock@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 29-May-2024 08:59:10 JST Grumblesock

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     It's mad. Even if the 'muh prostate' excuse is trotted out i'm thinking 'but it was traffic cone??? you don't need to go in that far or wide, dude'. Maybe the internet broke our minds? Did stuff like this happen more frequently since AOL got up and running?
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     PoalackJokes88 (poalackjokes88@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 29-May-2024 08:59:10 JST PoalackJokes88

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     • Vulpes_Quartus
     @Grumblesock @emma_rooks @Myshkin @Vulpes_Quartus @n3f_X Idk about frequency, but it did happen. Remember when a serbian farmer's fetish caused the collapse of Yugoslavia?
     en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%90or%C4%91e_Martinovi%C4%87_incident
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     Mrs. Emma Rooks (emma_rooks@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 29-May-2024 08:59:11 JST Mrs. Emma Rooks

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     I wonder this all the time. Why the fascination with sticking things up your ass??
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     Myshkin (myshkin@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 29-May-2024 08:59:12 JST Myshkin

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     wtf is wrong with people ?
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     Vulpes_Quartus (vulpes_quartus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 29-May-2024 08:59:13 JST Vulpes_Quartus

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     A classic. One was a small to midsize garden gnome, fidget spinners, one dude managed to get a 2 litre bottle so far up his ass they had to open up his abdomen, I wouldnt jave believed it if one of the surgeons didn't show me pictures
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     Mrs. Emma Rooks (emma_rooks@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 29-May-2024 08:59:13 JST Mrs. Emma Rooks

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     I've seen the X-Ray of a Buzz Lightyear action figure, and the wings expanded. A Yankee Candle (smaller one), various bottles... Jeez Louise...
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     n3f_X :neon_devilblob: :debian: (n3f_x@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 29-May-2024 08:59:14 JST n3f_X :neon_devilblob: :debian:

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     lol armageddon !
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     Vulpes_Quartus (vulpes_quartus@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 29-May-2024 08:59:15 JST Vulpes_Quartus

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     Hanging around hospitals, the shit I've been told about coming in is insane. Shampoo bottles are mild.
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     Grumblesock (grumblesock@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 29-May-2024 09:06:07 JST Grumblesock

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     I remember, it just seems to have skyrocketed these last few decades. Perhaps that it's the internet bringing more of such tales to my eyes make it seem more prevalent.
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     PoalackJokes88 (poalackjokes88@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 29-May-2024 09:09:49 JST PoalackJokes88

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     @Grumblesock @Myshkin @Vulpes_Quartus @emma_rooks @n3f_X It's both. Remember the congressional aide recently? Congress has been filled with that shit for the past few decades, but the only ones filming it were the blackmailers in the FBI. Now they do it openly for clout. But the fact that they get clout for it today instead of chemical castration means that more are going to get into that behavior to get ahead.
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     Grumblesock (grumblesock@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 30-May-2024 00:38:19 JST Grumblesock

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     It becomes a challenge not hating the world some days. A few good and public executions might keep them mostly closeted again. :blob_hang:
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     Ricky "Bender" LaFluer :nv: (evil_bender@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 30-May-2024 00:38:19 JST Ricky "Bender" LaFluer :nv:

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     A faggot was arrested and convicted of murder today.

     Execution at 7, all channels all nets!!!

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