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   ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 26-May-2024 14:51:10 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??
   True Story:
   > At the park today
   > Wife sees group of kids running
   > Wife: That girl runs just like our daughter used to
   > Me: Yeah... except she has better bala....
   > While I'm saying "balance," the girl behind her trip, falls, and snaps her right arm at the elbow.
   > Fire trucks, paramedics, etc follow.
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     Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 26-May-2024 14:58:56 JST Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits

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     You got black magic from your buella
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 26-May-2024 14:58:56 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits
     I do this shit all the time.
     
     One time when I was in high school, I was at my buddies house with a bunch of friends. Kids parents were divorced. Dad was gone. We went up into his dad's room because his dad had the spice channel.
     
     The bedroom had a walking closet. I peeked in it and saw a camcorder on a tripod covered with a toys-r-us bag. I immediately blurted out "what's on this? A video of your dad fucking his secretary?" I open the viewer and hit play. My exclamation proved correct. 😏
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 26-May-2024 15:00:31 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • Soy_Magnus
     I was laughing when this girl fell. It turned out not to be that funny. I helped watch the other kids while her friend came to pick them up, so she could ride in the ambulance to the hospital.
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     Soy_Magnus (soy_magnus@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Sunday, 26-May-2024 15:00:32 JST Soy_Magnus

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     @Humpleupagus did u see that video of me making fun of that guy all fucked up in public¿ he layed down on the ground and i was like "ha he just laid down and died" thinking he was just having a drug nap, nope. He actually died lol
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     Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits (xenophon@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 26-May-2024 15:01:12 JST Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits

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     Imagine being such a chad you film it with a tripod then stick it in the closet your wife uses.
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 26-May-2024 15:01:12 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • Sturmführer Xeno Fish Biscuits
     Dad had micro-dick though. I get why he was divorced. 😏
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Sunday, 26-May-2024 15:02:37 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • Lester Cordell
     Just do what the spic lady tells you. 🤨
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     Lester Cordell (c_j_s@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 26-May-2024 15:02:38 JST Lester Cordell

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     @Humpleupagus Sounds like your wife has psychic powers and uses them to abuse children.