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@ins0mniak @0 @Suiseiseki @amerika @romin @taylan I don't know, I don't have an opinion on the box. It's as dumb as any of the other cars people drive around, but this one at least reminds me of 80s movies.

Making fun of the car for looking dopey kind of shoves "Holy shit, the entire car is spyware that feeds the termperature of your ass to the mothership and also it is like driving a rootkit that allows the manufacturer to override the driver, which is bad enough with software but this thing is something people put their kids inside, and the doors won't open without wifi, and the batteries sometimes just explode and catch fire and then the door handles don't work and you're burning alive with your children. If they weren't receiving billions of dollars from the government, the company would have folded because it is a rolling dystopia that is dangerous to be next to on the freeway because the 'self-driving' feature TURNS OUT TO BE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE IN PAKISTAN GETTING PAID PRACTICALLY NOTHING TO REMOTE-CONTROL YOUR CAR ON A DELAY THAT CANNOT BE REDUCED BECAUSE OF THE SPEED OF LIGHT." off to the side, and in my opinion, that is way worse than the car looking dopey. I mean, the PT Cruiser looked dopey. The consumer version of the Hummer looked dopey. All of the SUVs being stupid bubble-wagons, those are dopey. (Everything except the Dodge Challenger and the Jeep Patriot look stupid as hell and they discontinued the Patriot.) Everything looks dopey, but this one is evil and will kill you.

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