*sigh*
It was a good evening right up until I said, "I am responsible for..."
The child (my 11yro) screamed and is now throwing an absolute shitfit.
And loudly told me that all words and phrases, anything like "responsible," "responsibility," "accountable," "accountability," "consequence," "consequences", "need to happen", "will do", "get done", "work", "clean", "clean up", "dishes, "dishes off the floor", "clothing", "clothing off the floor", "laundry", laundry put away, "put away", "pick up" are forbidden to come out of my mouth _PERIOD_ doesn't matter what I am talking about or who.
boichik" "YOU DON'T EVER GET TO FUCKING SAY THOSE G-D DAMN THINGS UNDER THIS ROOF!!!!!"
Me: "Child, you seem to be having an identity crisis. You are the child, not the parent. You don't get to tell me what I can or can not say."
Boichik: "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM" "FUCK YOU" *SLAM* *shake entire apt building*