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   Nanoraptor (nanoraptor@bitbang.social)'s status on Friday, 26-Apr-2024 21:45:41 JST Nanoraptor

   You get to make one change to any single genus of animal that’s immediately applied to all of its members worldwide.

   What do you change for maximum chaos?

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     Nanoraptor (nanoraptor@bitbang.social)'s status on Friday, 26-Apr-2024 21:46:03 JST Nanoraptor

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     Mosquitos get tetrodotoxin.

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     Extreme Electronics (extelec@mstdn.social)'s status on Friday, 26-Apr-2024 21:46:20 JST Extreme Electronics

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     @NanoRaptor not max chaos, but fire breathing dragonflies would be cool.

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     Extreme Electronics (extelec@mstdn.social)'s status on Friday, 26-Apr-2024 21:46:21 JST Extreme Electronics

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     @NanoRaptor cats with opposing thumbs

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     Close Israeli Embassies (johnloader6@masto.ai)'s status on Friday, 26-Apr-2024 21:46:32 JST Close Israeli Embassies

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     @NanoRaptor Rats - 26kg each

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     Lunar 🛸 ♾ (lunarloony@dosgame.club)'s status on Friday, 26-Apr-2024 21:46:33 JST Lunar 🛸 ♾

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     @JohnLoader6 @NanoRaptor I like the idea that the weight changes, but the size stays the same, so rats are just extremely dense now

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     q3k :blobcatcoffee: (q3k@social.hackerspace.pl)'s status on Friday, 26-Apr-2024 21:46:38 JST q3k :blobcatcoffee:

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     @NanoRaptor Mosquitoes now vomit blood instead of sucking it.

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     Mx Amber Alex (she/it) (amberage@eldritch.cafe)'s status on Friday, 26-Apr-2024 21:46:42 JST Mx Amber Alex (she/it)

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     @NanoRaptor parrots fully understand human speech now and still repeat it like they did before.

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     Henryk Plötz (henryk@chaos.social)'s status on Friday, 26-Apr-2024 21:46:47 JST Henryk Plötz

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     @NanoRaptor Saccharomyces cerevisiae produces LSD instead of alcohol.

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     jonny (good kind) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Friday, 26-Apr-2024 21:47:04 JST jonny (good kind)

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     @NanoRaptor
     All deep sea life can access and use the internet

     Edit: wait thats not a single genus

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     jonny (good kind) (jonny@neuromatch.social)'s status on Friday, 26-Apr-2024 21:47:05 JST jonny (good kind)

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     Beetles all get language

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     Elio Campitelli (eliocamp@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 26-Apr-2024 21:47:16 JST Elio Campitelli

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     @jonny @NanoRaptor Which language?

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     Nanoraptor (nanoraptor@bitbang.social)'s status on Friday, 26-Apr-2024 21:47:16 JST Nanoraptor

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     @eliocamp @jonny 68k assembly.