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     nixCraft 🐧 (nixcraft@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 20-Apr-2024 19:39:55 JST nixCraft 🐧

     A COBOL programmer, tired of the bug chaos in the legacy codebase, decides to have themselves cryogenically frozen to skip the whole mess. Years later, they're thawed out.

     "Did I sleep through?" they ask.

     "It's the year 9999," the scientists replied, "And we need you to fix some legacy code from 2000, which is still in production ."