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   goatsarah (goatsarah@thegoatery.dyndns.org)'s status on Sunday, 14-Apr-2024 02:49:46 JST goatsarah

   Famous American murderer from the telly, O J Simpson, has been in the news recently for dying. Here are some lesser known facts about him:

   O J was known by his fans as "The Juice". This is because his full name was Orangejuice Jorangejuice Simpson.

   King Edward VIII of England was forced to resign because he wanted to marry him.

   In addition to being good at rugby and murder, O J was also the first man on mars.

   He was acquitted after his lawyer, who was one of the Cardasians from Star Trek, convinced the jury that there were five lights.

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     goatsarah (goatsarah@thegoatery.dyndns.org)'s status on Sunday, 14-Apr-2024 03:26:48 JST goatsarah

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     • Matthew Booth
     @mattb We'll let the Bajorans be the judges of that!
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     Matthew Booth (mattb@hachyderm.io)'s status on Sunday, 14-Apr-2024 03:26:49 JST Matthew Booth

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     @goatsarah You misspelled Kardashians.