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   Polychrome :blabcat: (polychrome@poly.cybre.city)'s status on Friday, 05-Apr-2024 00:04:08 JST Polychrome :blabcat:
   We all know the downsides of the Cybertruck, let's look at the upsides:
   
   - Efficient low-poly design for faster rendering both on and off the road.
   - Centered instruments panel creates work for massage therapists.
   - Cool feature where the car can change its color when exposed to moisture, tho only once and always to rusty red/brown.
   - Maximum anti-theft measures in that nobody will want to steal it.
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     Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell: (lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me)'s status on Friday, 05-Apr-2024 00:06:48 JST Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell:

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     @Polychrome Upsides of buying Magic Carpets:
     - No need for parking
     - No need for roads
     - If it ends up being a scam you should at least have ended up with a rug
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     Mary Austin VOTED 4 HARRIS! (maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social)'s status on Friday, 05-Apr-2024 06:49:33 JST Mary Austin VOTED 4 HARRIS!

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     • Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell:

     @lanodan @Polychrome
     -zero emissions
     -no traffic
     -no giving money to Elon Musk
     -cheaper to wash
     -much better looking

     Where do I get one??

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