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   Angry Sun (sun@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 04-Apr-2024 21:38:43 JST Angry Sun
   sometimes when presented with a query language a programmer will think "I will use a wrapper" now he has two query languages
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     NEETzsche (neetzsche@iddqd.social)'s status on Thursday, 04-Apr-2024 21:40:24 JST NEETzsche

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     ORMs are one of the biggest dipshit memes

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     NEETzsche (neetzsche@iddqd.social)'s status on Thursday, 04-Apr-2024 22:40:17 JST NEETzsche

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     YAML is nigger JSON

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     :gnu: bonifartius 𒂼𒄄 (bonifartius@qoto.org)'s status on Thursday, 04-Apr-2024 22:40:18 JST :gnu: bonifartius 𒂼𒄄

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     • NEETzsche

     @NEETzsche @sun that everyone talks about how imperative YAML shit is "declarative" and at the same time shuns SQL as ugly and bad is one of the biggest jokes in recent computing history.

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     :gnu: bonifartius 𒂼𒄄 (bonifartius@qoto.org)'s status on Friday, 05-Apr-2024 01:28:11 JST :gnu: bonifartius 𒂼𒄄

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     @LCCMV @NEETzsche @sun SQL is much more usable than all the "replacements" which never manage to be as powerful at the same time.

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     LCCMV (lccmv@noauthority.social)'s status on Friday, 05-Apr-2024 01:28:12 JST LCCMV

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     @NEETzsche @bonifartius @sun

     I'm not familiar with YAML but SQL really is bad and ugly.

     I saw something once (on github maybe) that looked good but I don't remember what it was called.