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   ᗪ丨丂卂乃ㄥ乇ᗪ :peace_blue: :shotaland_flag: (disabled@shota.house)'s status on Thursday, 28-Mar-2024 16:54:48 JST ᗪ丨丂卂乃ㄥ乇ᗪ :peace_blue: :shotaland_flag:
   Disabled person asks stupid food-based questions because he doesn’t understand how you eating people work.

   Alright, can someone explain to me this concept? I do not eat, and thus it makes no sense to me, atleast in my current tired state.

   So, you’re ordering from a restaurant and you order a burger, but you then ask for them to add/remove a few toppings, maybe change the patty style or something.

   If you can do that, why do restaurants have various burgers listed? why not just have a “standard burger” and then let you choose the toppings yourself. What makes the “presets” if you will any different or any more special? And what sets them apart from any other restaurant which sells burgers?

   How are there so many burger restaurants if all of them have the same basic ingredients, surely you’d just go to the closest one, since no burger place would actually be any different than any other burger place, right? I get it for food that actually has to be made or cooked or something like that. But a burger is just, you just stack ingredients ontop of eachother.

   Keep in mind, I’m tired, so this might be an exceptionally stupid question.

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     Lina Inver?e (lina@eientei.org)'s status on Thursday, 28-Mar-2024 16:54:47 JST Lina Inver?e

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     @disabled >If you can do that, why do restaurants have various burgers listed?
     same reason various bars have special cocktails that other bars don't have
     >How are there so many burger restaurants if all of them have the same basic ingredients, surely you’d just go to the closest one, since no burger place would actually be any different than any other burger place, right?
     you pick them based on whichever one makes you shit less and if none of them make you shit then you choose them based on which one makes tastier burgers, in worst case scenario you choose htem based on which one has the right political opinions
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 28-Mar-2024 18:14:42 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     I stick tortillas in the microwave for 30 seconds. 🤷♂️
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     Gnarley Boot (gnarley_boot@norwoodzero.net)'s status on Thursday, 28-Mar-2024 18:14:44 JST Gnarley Boot

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     @realman543 @marine @graf @justnormalkorean @disabled
     
     Okay go to the grocery store and get fresh fettechine, not the dry on the box stuff.
     
     In a pan saute 1 oz of butter, shrimp, dill and a fuckton of garlic, kosher salt and pepper.
     
     When the shrimp are half cooked had 6 oz of heavy whipping cream. Cook on med, have pasta already cooked and ready to go on side, reduce cream until a yellow line begins to form around the edge of the pan and the bubbles reduce, I call this the ring of cheese, add 1/2 cup of shredded parm cheese, swirl pan until cheese melts, should take about 20 sec then pull off heat, at pasta, stir and serve with grated parm and fresh parsley.
     
     Garlic bread is a must too.
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     reeeeeelman (realman543@annihilation.social)'s status on Thursday, 28-Mar-2024 18:14:45 JST reeeeeelman

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     @gnarley_boot @marine @graf @justnormalkorean @disabled Man shrimp in a white sauce of any kind would be divine. Making butter shrimp tomorrow, it's going to rock.
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     Gnarley Boot (gnarley_boot@norwoodzero.net)'s status on Thursday, 28-Mar-2024 18:14:46 JST Gnarley Boot

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     @realman543 @marine @graf @justnormalkorean @disabled
     
     Depends on what you want be more descriptive. Do you want a cream sauce, butter/wine sauce or a mariana sauce (or both, rose (pink) sauce, or russian sauce). Then its what protein do you want, chicken or bolo (pork/beef), or seafood. I am skilled with seafood too, salmon, halibut, shrimp, clams, and crab/lobster meat (pre-prepared).
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     reeeeeelman (realman543@annihilation.social)'s status on Thursday, 28-Mar-2024 18:14:48 JST reeeeeelman

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     @gnarley_boot @marine @graf @justnormalkorean @disabled Make me a pasta that god would ingest. Do it NOW!!
     
     Wait, can't think of one. One word. Mozzarella.
     
     Blew your fucking mind rn didn't I?
     
     Fuck this thread is making me hungry.
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     I am just normal /k/orean :verified: (justnormalkorean@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 28-Mar-2024 18:14:49 JST I am just normal /k/orean :verified:

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     @gnarley_boot @marine @graf @disabled Ayeee They're so good.
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     Gnarley Boot (gnarley_boot@norwoodzero.net)'s status on Thursday, 28-Mar-2024 18:14:49 JST Gnarley Boot

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     @justnormalkorean @marine @graf @disabled
     
     Nowadays though I'm doing more hi-end stuff like Italian.
     
     If you need pasta recipes I'm your guy.
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     I am just normal /k/orean :verified: (justnormalkorean@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 28-Mar-2024 18:14:50 JST I am just normal /k/orean :verified:

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     @gnarley_boot @marine @graf @disabled fugg I could go for a good patty melt right about now.
     You ever fuck with ruebens and rachels?
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     Gnarley Boot (gnarley_boot@norwoodzero.net)'s status on Thursday, 28-Mar-2024 18:14:50 JST Gnarley Boot

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     @justnormalkorean @marine @graf @disabled
     
     Hell yeah I've made those sandwiches, I've been line cooking for 15 years almost now.
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     I am just normal /k/orean :verified: (justnormalkorean@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 28-Mar-2024 18:14:52 JST I am just normal /k/orean :verified:

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     • Gnarley Boot
     @gnarley_boot @marine @graf @disabled You can get a double at Culvers. Hot stuff.
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     Gnarley Boot (gnarley_boot@norwoodzero.net)'s status on Thursday, 28-Mar-2024 18:14:52 JST Gnarley Boot

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     @justnormalkorean @marine @graf @disabled
     
     I made them a lot at pub and diner gigs. Have you ever had one of these bad boys????
     
     It's called a Patty melt and it's cholesterol heaven.
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     I am just normal /k/orean :verified: (justnormalkorean@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 28-Mar-2024 18:14:53 JST I am just normal /k/orean :verified:

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     @graf @marine @disabled How do you feel about the ole mushroom swiss and grilled onion burg?
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     Gnarley Boot (gnarley_boot@norwoodzero.net)'s status on Thursday, 28-Mar-2024 18:14:53 JST Gnarley Boot

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     @justnormalkorean @marine @graf @disabled
     
     He's right though, a good mushroom swiss with bacon and onions is kino.
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     I am just normal /k/orean :verified: (justnormalkorean@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 28-Mar-2024 18:14:54 JST I am just normal /k/orean :verified:

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     @marine @graf @disabled So a plain cheese burger then?
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     anime graf mays ?️? (graf@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 28-Mar-2024 18:14:54 JST anime graf mays ?️?

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     @justnormalkorean @marine @disabled plain is fine if the restaurant has quality ingredients for making their patties and they're fresh. would never do plain at bk/mcd that would be like eating vaguely beef flavored congealed slop
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     anime graf mays ?️? (graf@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 28-Mar-2024 18:14:55 JST anime graf mays ?️?

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     @marine @disabled pickles dont belong on a burger marine they taint the flavor of the beef which should be the focal point with that of shitty vinegar and pickling spice. please dont put pickles on sandwiches. on the side is fine thank you 🙏🏻 bless you marine have a great thursday morning friend
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     The Problem :verified_pink: (marine@breastmilk.club)'s status on Thursday, 28-Mar-2024 18:14:55 JST The Problem :verified_pink:

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     @graf @disabled love pickles. Hate tomatoes. Hate crunchy water (lettuce). Hate ketchup. Hate relish.

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     The Problem :verified_pink: (marine@breastmilk.club)'s status on Thursday, 28-Mar-2024 18:14:56 JST The Problem :verified_pink:

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     @disabled I’m sure they exist, but brand loyalty and all. Also, some of the special burgers are great at these places but get ruined with certain toppings that are “default” so removing it’s good.

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     ᗪ丨丂卂乃ㄥ乇ᗪ :peace_blue: :shotaland_flag: (disabled@shota.house)'s status on Thursday, 28-Mar-2024 18:14:57 JST ᗪ丨丂卂乃ㄥ乇ᗪ :peace_blue: :shotaland_flag:

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     @marine That’s my disability, My digestive system does not work. :Disa_Yay: And I’m legally blind (totally blind in one eye, uncorrectablely bad vision in the other.)

     Then wouldn’t it make a lot of sense to open a burger place that allowed cheap customization? Would that not just make you the cock of the walk and drive all the other “preset” burger joints out of business?

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     The Problem :verified_pink: (marine@breastmilk.club)'s status on Thursday, 28-Mar-2024 18:14:58 JST The Problem :verified_pink:

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     @disabled first of all, how do you not eat?

     Secondly, because frequently, these places will upcharge more than it’s worth for standard + topping versus special minus toppings

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     Deplorable Degenerate (deplorable_degenerate@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 28-Mar-2024 18:19:26 JST Deplorable Degenerate

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     Hey I do that too with some slices of american cheese on them
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     Pleroma-tan (kirby@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Thursday, 28-Mar-2024 20:53:50 JST Pleroma-tan

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     @disabled they're purely suggestions really, just little things you might like to try or classics you're already used to