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Sorry. Slug was the best I could do.
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I wish I had the intelligence level of a fucking goldfish.
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it’s because they have a 15 second brain. They are physically incapable of realizing their repercussions to their actions.
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@Dudebro @brittbratt_fingerpuppet @Jewpacabra @Largo "Why you arresting me offisuh?! I DIDNT DO NUFFIN!!!!"
Once you realize this about niggers, their behavior becomes so much more explainable.
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I don’t think they’re competent enough to have fucked with your car without leaving visual damage. Since it’s a keyless car, I’m going to automatically assume that it is a semi new model. Therefore, your average nog doesn’t have the intellectual capability to cause that much damage stealthily especially a female.
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@Dudebro @brittbratt_fingerpuppet @Jewpacabra @Largo They also don't do stealth generally. They're the type to light your car on fire, fail at it, and then ook and eek while jumping around daring you to do something about it.
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I'm mostly stressing because there's a few sheboons at work that hate me. They better not fuck with my car!
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I'm a gril and just had an oil change
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You might be a grill, but you still know more about cars than half the faggots on Reddit.
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@brittbratt_fingerpuppet if your starter is out, you can get a bump start from someone pulling you. If it’s the relay then theoretically you could cross the terminals on the starter and get it to crank.
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@Jewpacabra @brittbratt_fingerpuppet If he's using a good synthetic oil instead of the crappy real stuff, that'll help too.
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My starter went out on my car. It's stuck at work. Can I hot wire it?