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   DM me cats :nv: (catlord@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Mar-2024 05:12:27 JST DM me cats :nv:
   Why do we not have tech that goes into the arse/bowels and collects shit into a bag, which we then detach after it's full and discard? Like a colostomy bag but for normal people and without cutting a hole in you. That way, going to the toilet would just be emptying or discarding the bag, and you wouldn't need to clean up or sit there for a while if you're constipated or whatever. Would save heaps of time and the bother of having to go to the toilet several times if you've got diarrhoea.
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Mar-2024 05:12:26 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     Why didn't we evolve to have an anus that extends when it discharges excrement and then retracts when we're finished leaving no mess?
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     BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Mar-2024 05:18:33 JST BowserNoodle ☦️

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     • ?? Humpleupagus ??
     @Humpleupagus @CatLord This is why squatting is a good thing when poopin'. Or just put your feel on a stool or upside down bucket when poopin'.
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Mar-2024 05:24:06 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • ophanimalistic
     Stupid monkeys gave me a dirty butthole. 😒
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     DM me cats :nv: (catlord@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Mar-2024 05:24:07 JST DM me cats :nv:

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     • ?? Humpleupagus ??
     @Humpleupagus good question actually. a lot of animals have this, no?
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     ophanimalistic (ophanimalistic@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Mar-2024 05:24:07 JST ophanimalistic

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     • ?? Humpleupagus ??
     @CatLord @Humpleupagus Maybe we innovated wiping first so there was no need
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     anime graf mays ?️? (graf@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Mar-2024 05:26:18 JST anime graf mays ?️?

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     • BowserNoodle ☦️
     @CatLord @BowsacNoodle @Humpleupagus meanwhile in australia
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Mar-2024 05:26:18 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • BowserNoodle ☦️
     When you live in the ocean, your ass is always clean.
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     DM me cats :nv: (catlord@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Mar-2024 05:26:19 JST DM me cats :nv:

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     • BowserNoodle ☦️
     @BowsacNoodle @Humpleupagus yeah we need squad toilets in the west + bidets. maybe we could have some kind of foot rest as part of the toilet, so we dont have to build the thing into the ground like the asians do.