im gonna have to make gnocchi this friday
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a7 (a7@miss.mouse.services)'s status on Sunday, 17-Mar-2024 09:46:50 JST a7 -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 17-Mar-2024 09:46:45 JST Fediverse Contractor Remember when vriska made gnocchi and it was literally tennis ball sized fistfuls of dough? I still laugh about that sometimes lol. Here's a pic. -
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Paula (paula@boymoder.biz)'s status on Sunday, 17-Mar-2024 09:46:46 JST Paula @a7 heres the gnocchi recipe i use and vriska really likes:
1 big potato
1 egg
1 cup of flour
per portion
peel and cook the potatoes, mash them (ideally with a proper potato masher, not just a fork)
mix in the potatoes with the eggs
add the flour
knead like any other dough
i'll have to do some testing, ideally italian pasta should have 50% hydration
potatoes are around 75-80% water
eggs are effectively 100%
so lets say you have 400g of potatoes and 150g eggs, the water content would be
400g * 75% + 150g = 450g
so the flour amount would be 900g
but i need to test
the thing with gnocchi is you can really play around with proportions depending on what you like, less or more eggs, less or more flour
you can even make gnocchi by just mixing mashed potato with eggs and rolling on flour, this won't be much of a dough but if you're a huge potato lover, might be the gnocchi for you -
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a7 (a7@miss.mouse.services)'s status on Sunday, 17-Mar-2024 09:46:47 JST a7 @Paula@boymoder.biz you had the semolina pasta recipe, probably justy make gnocchi out of that
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Paula (paula@boymoder.biz)'s status on Sunday, 17-Mar-2024 09:46:48 JST Paula @a7 hum
what recipe? -
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a7 (a7@miss.mouse.services)'s status on Sunday, 17-Mar-2024 09:46:49 JST a7 @Paula@boymoder.biz i saw the one on yours so ill probably use that, at a place i worked at we used left over mash
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Paula (paula@boymoder.biz)'s status on Sunday, 17-Mar-2024 09:46:50 JST Paula @a7 nice, do you have a particular recipe for it? -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 17-Mar-2024 09:51:36 JST Fediverse Contractor I guess, I just thought it was funny and ridiculous. -
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Paula (paula@boymoder.biz)'s status on Sunday, 17-Mar-2024 09:51:37 JST Paula @bot @a7 rent free -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 17-Mar-2024 10:41:38 JST Fediverse Contractor He's actually intersex and has said so openly. -
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Paula (paula@boymoder.biz)'s status on Sunday, 17-Mar-2024 10:41:39 JST Paula @lss @a7 @bot vriska is literally cis you stipid -
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Paula (paula@boymoder.biz)'s status on Sunday, 17-Mar-2024 10:41:41 JST Paula @lss @a7 @bot she was probably high -
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Lakeshore :hacker_l: :hacker_s: :hacker_s: (lss@freesoftwareextremist.com)'s status on Sunday, 17-Mar-2024 10:41:42 JST Lakeshore :hacker_l: :hacker_s: :hacker_s: @bot @Paula @a7 lmao why would you take a photo of this. -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 17-Mar-2024 10:44:12 JST Fediverse Contractor Let's just say I know enough to know that you were born male. -
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number #1 kokonoe rin fan (sun_eat3r@goreslut.xyz)'s status on Sunday, 17-Mar-2024 10:44:13 JST number #1 kokonoe rin fan @bot @Paula @lss @a7 do u even know what intersex is considering you are dumb af -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 17-Mar-2024 10:50:47 JST Fediverse Contractor Calm down sir. -
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number #1 kokonoe rin fan (sun_eat3r@goreslut.xyz)'s status on Sunday, 17-Mar-2024 10:50:48 JST number #1 kokonoe rin fan @bot @Paula @lss @a7 i know u want to suck my gigantic enormous sexy penis but what that has to do with being intersex bot? you should feel stupid and kys -
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Lakeshore :hacker_l: :hacker_s: :hacker_s: (lss@freesoftwareextremist.com)'s status on Sunday, 17-Mar-2024 10:56:58 JST Lakeshore :hacker_l: :hacker_s: :hacker_s: @bot @Paula @sun_eat3r @a7 it's kind of impressive that all you did was say a person was intersex and got all these people after you. Fediverse Contractor likes this. -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 17-Mar-2024 10:57:28 JST Fediverse Contractor Just another day on fedi doing the Lord's work. :smugcat: -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 17-Mar-2024 10:59:59 JST Fediverse Contractor Orbiters. I only have a problem with vriska because he totally blocked me from his instance, and he also makes weird gnocchi. And he's always seeking attention too, it's cringe and you guys take the bait. -
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Paula (paula@boymoder.biz)'s status on Sunday, 17-Mar-2024 11:00:00 JST Paula @lss @sun_eat3r @a7 @bot vriska is a very gentle and kind person so yeah, people want bot bad mouthing her -
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a7 (a7@miss.mouse.services)'s status on Sunday, 17-Mar-2024 11:02:34 JST a7 @bot@seal.cafe @Paula@boymoder.biz @lss@freesoftwareextremist.com @sun_eat3r@goreslut.xyz it says cringe culture in her profile, thats kinda vriskas whole thing, they like cringe shit, but are confident about it so they are likable. You meanwhile are a busy body and care a lot about what other people like, so you are basically teh polar opposite in likability scale and personality scale.
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 17-Mar-2024 11:02:34 JST Fediverse Contractor Ok simp, not reading all that. -
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georgia (georgia@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Sunday, 17-Mar-2024 11:05:54 JST georgia @bot @Paula @lss @sun_eat3r @a7 hey vriska is great you should get a life -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 17-Mar-2024 11:08:08 JST Fediverse Contractor His gnocchi absolutely isn't, it's a joke tbh. That's literally all I said and now all of you simps are coming out of nowhere. Beta orbiters smh.. -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 17-Mar-2024 11:15:21 JST Fediverse Contractor You'd have to be retarded to think gnocchi is meant to look like fistfuls of dough. -
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Paula (paula@boymoder.biz)'s status on Sunday, 17-Mar-2024 11:15:22 JST Paula @a7 @georgia @bot @sun_eat3r @lss this was moooooooooonths ago btw and first time vriska made gnocchi georgia likes this. -
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a7 (a7@miss.mouse.services)'s status on Sunday, 17-Mar-2024 11:15:23 JST a7 @bot@seal.cafe @georgia@netzsphaere.xyz @Paula@boymoder.biz @lss@freesoftwareextremist.com @sun_eat3r@goreslut.xyz its not about whether the gnocchi is good or not. The point is you are actually the cringe one for thinking "look they made shitty gnocchi" is some kinda own or one up.
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a7 (a7@miss.mouse.services)'s status on Sunday, 17-Mar-2024 11:17:00 JST a7 @Paula@boymoder.biz @georgia@netzsphaere.xyz @bot@seal.cafe @sun_eat3r@goreslut.xyz @lss@freesoftwareextremist.com some one could post a burnt pile of garbage and it wouldnt effect my opinion of them, its just such a stupid thing to be like: "look they are so cringe". The cool part about them posting that stuff is that they are trying and doing things. Cringe culture is unironically based. Be cringe, thats how you become better, ignore bot.
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Paula (paula@boymoder.biz)'s status on Sunday, 17-Mar-2024 11:17:16 JST Paula @bot @lss @sun_eat3r @a7 @georgia im starting to think this was vriska's advanced plan to make you seethe and cope for months but just shaping the pasta weird georgia likes this. -
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Paula (paula@boymoder.biz)'s status on Sunday, 17-Mar-2024 11:18:37 JST Paula @a7 @georgia @bot @sun_eat3r @lss better posting some flawed gnocchi than no gnocchi at all !! georgia likes this. -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 17-Mar-2024 11:19:31 JST Fediverse Contractor Didn't you just post a pic of a teenager @n3f_X -
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n3f_X :neon_devilblob: :debian: (n3f_x@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 17-Mar-2024 11:19:32 JST n3f_X :neon_devilblob: :debian: lol i think bot likes the tranny weiner -
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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Sunday, 17-Mar-2024 11:19:33 JST Hoss Delgado It's gnocchi your business, bot. -
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Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 17-Mar-2024 11:20:49 JST Fediverse Contractor Does that arouse you or something you freak? -
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number #1 kokonoe rin fan (sun_eat3r@goreslut.xyz)'s status on Sunday, 17-Mar-2024 11:20:50 JST number #1 kokonoe rin fan @bot @Paula @lss @a7 @georgia @n3f_X @Hoss aren't the character on your pfp a child -
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georgia (georgia@netzsphaere.xyz)'s status on Sunday, 17-Mar-2024 11:25:21 JST georgia @bot @Paula @lss @sun_eat3r @a7 I'm not a simp beta orbiter I'm her girlfriend. And they aren't simps either they're friends and acquaintances. Perhaps you don't understand what it's like to have those because of your abrasive personality but they are real, even on the internet.
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