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   @bitterkarella I appreciate the inclusion of the OTO's highflying heartthrob.

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     Hubbard: are you feeling blue, friend? melancholy? down in the dumps?
     Hubbard: [holding colander] listen friends i got the cure for what ails you
     Poe: how does it work?
     Hubbard: you just put it on your head and, bzzt, presto!
     Hubbard: all your thetans are cleared out!

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     Hubbard: i'll demonstrate for ya
     Hubbard: i just need a volunteer from the audience
     Hubbard: you, sir!
     Hubbard: now you you've never seen me before right?
     Jack Parsons: uh yes that is correct
     Poe: then how come his face is on the colander?
     Hubbard:
     Parsons:

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     Poe: ron every time you come here you've got some new scam
     Poe: we're not falling for it again
     Poe: right guys?
     King: that's right
     Koontz: yeah!
     Barker: we're not that stupid
     Lovecraft: not this time ron!
     Hubbard: well i just happen to have this machine that'll put a star on your belly

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     L Ron Hubbard: hey friends its me again, your old pal Honest Ron
     Poe: what's your scam this time ron
     Hubbard: i'm hurt, friend, hurt!
     Hubbard: i'm just an honest merchant, a purveyor of quality goods, services, and occasional religions!