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   hypolite (hypolite@friendica.mrpetovan.com)'s status on Saturday, 27-Jan-2024 05:50:13 JST hypolite
   Oh no, it's the second time in a couple months a hacker took over all my devices and caught me masturbating to "highly controversial porn videos"! Thankfully it's only going to cost me US $1320 in cryptocurrency to an anonymous wallet to make the worry go away. 😌
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     Mike P (fentiger@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 27-Jan-2024 07:05:03 JST Mike P

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     • Beko Pharm

     @bekopharm @hypolite Now I need to be careful to pay the ransoms in the right order, so that all my files get decrypted properly.

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     Mike P (fentiger@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 27-Jan-2024 07:05:05 JST Mike P

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     @hypolite Yesterday I got caught twice. In the same day.

     You'd think I'd have learnt my lesson after the first one. ;)

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     Beko Pharm (bekopharm@social.tchncs.de)'s status on Saturday, 27-Jan-2024 07:05:05 JST Beko Pharm

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     • Mike P

     @FenTiger @hypolite same 🥱

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     hypolite (hypolite@friendica.mrpetovan.com)'s status on Saturday, 27-Jan-2024 07:41:57 JST hypolite

     • goatsarah
     @goatsarah Sadly, the actual email account they used to send their email before spoofing my email address has reached its storage quota and won’t accept further mail. 😢
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     hypolite (hypolite@friendica.mrpetovan.com)'s status on Saturday, 27-Jan-2024 08:53:11 JST hypolite

     • goatsarah
     @goatsarah So unprofessional, completely unacceptable.
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     ajlanes (ajlanes@thegoatery.dyndns.org)'s status on Saturday, 27-Jan-2024 08:58:27 JST ajlanes

     • goatsarah
     @goatsarah @hypolite Worse still, cheapskates.