zero suit samus is the britney spears of smash bros because all the gays are obsessed with her
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The Problem :verified_pink: (marine@breastmilk.club)'s status on Sunday, 21-Jan-2024 01:34:53 JST The Problem :verified_pink: - pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: and 受不了包 like this.
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meso (meso@the.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 21-Jan-2024 01:34:51 JST meso @marine im britneymoding. kaia likes this. -
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The Problem :verified_pink: (marine@breastmilk.club)'s status on Sunday, 21-Jan-2024 01:34:52 JST The Problem :verified_pink: @meso
>said by a man who identifies as "Britneymoder"
Sir, when can we expect to see you replicate the hit me baby one more time music video in full costume? -
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meso (meso@the.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 21-Jan-2024 01:34:53 JST meso @marine I'M NOT GAY I JUST LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS OKAY? pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: likes this. -
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pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Jan-2024 02:27:27 JST pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: @meso @marine Like half the dudes in the 90s did. -
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dicey (dicey@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Jan-2024 02:55:40 JST dicey If he wanted to be Britney Spears it would be grounds for some self reflection pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: likes this. -
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pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: (p@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Jan-2024 02:57:49 JST pistolero :thispersondoesnotexist: @dicey @meso @marine Seems that way.
I was at a friend's house in high school and I asked why he had the No Doubt album and he said "Because she's hot." This bothered me for years: you buy a poster of a hot girl, not a recording of her terrible quasi-ska warbling. I didn't say anything, but it haunted me.