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   Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr (rickitarr@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jan-2024 11:22:19 JST Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr

   Y'all I guess I should start getting my questions from Quora!

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     AnthonyJK-Admin (anthonyjk@mastodon.redgarterclub.com)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jan-2024 11:22:18 JST AnthonyJK-Admin

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     So, why would any atheist be bringing their baby to skydive to begin with?

     And, if the baby could actually talk, then why would (s)he go against his/her mother who taught her to speak and blackmail her with suicide if she didn't convert?

     Really.

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     183231bcb@transfem.social's status on Wednesday, 03-Jan-2024 15:46:59 JST 183231bcb

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     @RickiTarr@beige.party The question doesn't say the baby is human, so he's pretty clearly an alien of a species where babies can talk, have religious beliefs, and skydive. I'd bet there's a pretty good chance that a baby of this species can also survive skydiving without a parachute.

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     clacke (clacke@libranet.de)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jan-2024 15:46:59 JST clacke

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     @RickiTarr The baby is clearly Satanic. Accept that the supernatural is real, incinerate the baby.
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     hypolite (hypolite@friendica.mrpetovan.com)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jan-2024 15:47:45 JST hypolite

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     @clacke @RickiTarr How can we even be sure it’s a Christian baby? Has it been correctly baptized? Where’s the record?
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     Evelyn, Bluer than Blue (gorfram@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jan-2024 15:47:50 JST Evelyn, Bluer than Blue

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     @RickiTarr Grab the kid, do my best to hold them in that forward facing gut-lock that works with unruly babies, & land us both near a police station where I can report the God-fearing parents who threw their kid out of an airplane for being bizarrely linguistically precocious.

     (I don’t bother talking theology with the kid: babies make all sorts of noises that don’t require verbal engagement)

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     clacke (clacke@libranet.de)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jan-2024 15:47:52 JST clacke

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     @Gorfram @RickiTarr Actual reasonable advice for an unreasonable situation!