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keitharsis (keithmorrisnm@urbanists.social)'s status on Thursday, 28-Dec-2023 12:20:07 JST keitharsis

https://www.theonion.com/self-driving-tesla-regurgitates-pedestrian-to-feed-offs-1850797094
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  Self-Driving Tesla Regurgitates Pedestrian To Feed Offspring
  
  SAN JOSE, CA—As part of an effort to nurture and raise its young, a self-driving Tesla regurgitated a pedestrian carcass to feed its offspring, sources confirmed Wednesday. “Wow, there’s something so beautiful about watching a mother Tesla feed its children by vomiting up the half-digested remains of a pedestrian,”…
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  Robbie Norlyn, Author 👾 (robertnorlyn@mstdn.social)'s status on Thursday, 28-Dec-2023 12:20:52 JST Robbie Norlyn, Author 👾
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  @keithmorrisnm This just makes me nostalgic for when cars that drove themselves were merely powered by magic.
  
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