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   goatsarah (goatsarah@thegoatery.dyndns.org)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Dec-2023 07:40:20 JST goatsarah

   Oh wow! The new Friendica release now has a list of abuse reports people have submitted to my server.

   And there aren't many, but the few that have been submitted are from people who so truly, madly, deeply, need to FUCK RIGHT OFF.

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     goatsarah (goatsarah@thegoatery.dyndns.org)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Dec-2023 07:44:43 JST goatsarah

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     "Maybe don't call people cis?" - maybe FUCK OFF.

     "Don't stigmatise narcissists" - STIGMATISE MY HAIRY ARSEHOLE.

     "Seppo is a term of abuse against Americans used by Brits and Australians" - DO I LOOK LIKE THE FUCK GIVER?

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     goatsarah (goatsarah@thegoatery.dyndns.org)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Dec-2023 07:51:06 JST goatsarah

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     • Alisdair Calder McGregor
     @A_C_McGregor Yeah. Stupid cunts.
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     Alisdair Calder McGregor (a_c_mcgregor@topspicy.social)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Dec-2023 07:51:08 JST Alisdair Calder McGregor

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     @goatsarah Are people trying to report you to the admin of your personal private server?

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     goatsarah (goatsarah@thegoatery.dyndns.org)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Dec-2023 07:55:18 JST goatsarah

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     I mean, I don't mean to be weird, but some of you people profoundly, truly, madly, deeply need to get a fucking life.
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     goatsarah (goatsarah@thegoatery.dyndns.org)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Dec-2023 08:01:29 JST goatsarah

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     • BashStKid
     @BashStKid They do, and unfortunately my manager is busy wanking furiously to "Karen in an industrial shredder" porn.
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     BashStKid (bashstkid@mastodon.online)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Dec-2023 08:01:31 JST BashStKid

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     @goatsarah Sounds like some Karens want to speak to your manager?

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     goatsarah (goatsarah@thegoatery.dyndns.org)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Dec-2023 08:10:57 JST goatsarah

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     I just want you to know that every single one, and there were only five, but every single one, is in a really whiny nasal voice in my headcannon.
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     goatsarah (goatsarah@thegoatery.dyndns.org)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Dec-2023 08:17:47 JST goatsarah

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     "Thank you for submitting this report about our user, GoatSarah. We appreciate that this may not be the news that you were hoping for, but the post you reported does not violate our community standards. There are, however, still actions you can take. You can block the user in question! Also, you can fuck yourself up the arse with a rusty wrought iron fencepost tipped in a cocktail of capsaicin and curare. Thanks for reaching out!"
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     goatsarah (goatsarah@thegoatery.dyndns.org)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Dec-2023 08:23:05 JST goatsarah

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     • Piers Cawley
     @pdcawley It's Cockney rhyming slang: Septic tank - yank.
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     Piers Cawley (pdcawley@mendeddrum.org)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Dec-2023 08:23:07 JST Piers Cawley

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     @goatsarah *blinks in British* "seppo"? Never even heard the word.

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     BashStKid (bashstkid@mastodon.online)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Dec-2023 08:36:59 JST BashStKid

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     @goatsarah That’s why /dev/null was invented.

     goatsarah likes this.
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     goatsarah (goatsarah@thegoatery.dyndns.org)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Dec-2023 08:39:41 JST goatsarah

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     • BashStKid
     @BashStKid But then I wouldn't be able to see their impotent Karen rage, and laugh.