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   Sir Funk ?? (sophistifunk@noagendasocial.com)'s status on Thursday, 21-Dec-2023 06:45:03 JST Sir Funk ??

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   @jeremiah @Wy7usa yo mamma so old she took her drivers license on a dinosaur.

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     Sir Funk ?? (sophistifunk@noagendasocial.com)'s status on Thursday, 21-Dec-2023 06:37:24 JST Sir Funk ??

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     @Wy7usa @jeremiah to mamma so old she served drinks at the last supper.

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     Jezza™@threads.com (Official) (jeremiah@noagendasocial.com)'s status on Thursday, 21-Dec-2023 06:37:25 JST Jezza™@threads.com (Official)

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     ... what if we applied a carbon tax to fat people?

     There's a weight to fuel requirement: a car with a solo driver, vs. the same car with all 5 seats and the trunk filled result in different fuel consumption. Ditto planes.

     Therefore, we could charge fat people a carbon tax based on the difference between their optimal weight and their present weight, and let them eat the difference.

     We could butter it and slide it through by making the carbon argument.

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     พระใหญ่ :verified: (wy7usa@noagendasocial.com)'s status on Thursday, 21-Dec-2023 06:37:25 JST พระใหญ่ :verified:

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     Yo mama's so fat, she gets a tax credit for being a carbon sink.

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     Jezza™@threads.com (Official) (jeremiah@noagendasocial.com)'s status on Thursday, 21-Dec-2023 06:37:26 JST Jezza™@threads.com (Official)

     Traveling While Fat 🤣
     Prior to the age of train travel, traveling while fat was limited to able bodied people without exceptional effort (carriages, etc.) or boats.

     I think I can solve this problem for everyone: If your BMI is high enough that you need a seatbelt extended, you get to walk and only walk, where-ever it is you were going. No more fat people compression packed / compression packing others on busses, planes, trains. 💫

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDRuJuW6VS8

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     Sir Funk ?? (sophistifunk@noagendasocial.com)'s status on Thursday, 21-Dec-2023 06:38:29 JST Sir Funk ??

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     @jeremiah good luck with that. I will start burning shit down.

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     tjunta@noagendasocial.com's status on Thursday, 21-Dec-2023 06:48:55 JST Tjunta

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     @Sophistifunk @jeremiah @Wy7usa your momma's so fat Google denies her consent to cookies