The first rule of beach masturbation club: you do not talk about beach masturbation club.
This lady made it too easy for the cops. She may have a Miranda defense. I don't know. I am not a lawyer. I am not a beach masturbator.
(Well, not in Georgia.)
The first rule of beach masturbation club: you do not talk about beach masturbation club.
This lady made it too easy for the cops. She may have a Miranda defense. I don't know. I am not a lawyer. I am not a beach masturbator.
(Well, not in Georgia.)
@33over10 @roundy @cake @mr_poindexter how the fuck does a corpse take 30 days to be found in an apartment complex in hot-ass Georgia?
@roundy @cake I tried to find a better link than daily mail.
@cake @roundy looks like her "suicide" might have been a brutal murder by her "boyfriend"
@33over10 @roundy every time I have a low point in life, I’m going to remind myself I’ve never been arrested for masturbating on the beach and admitting it to the cops.
@Sophistifunk @33over10 @roundy @cake @mr_poindexter Have you ever been to an apartment complex in GA? They stink already...
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