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   Pleroma-tan (kirby@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Monday, 18-Dec-2023 04:57:18 JST Pleroma-tan
   does anyone know why redditors are shredding this picture. I do not understand this picture
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     Pleroma-tan (kirby@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Monday, 18-Dec-2023 04:59:34 JST Pleroma-tan

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     Am I just dumb
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     Pleroma-tan (kirby@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Monday, 18-Dec-2023 05:02:46 JST Pleroma-tan

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     @smug my brain automatically did 10/2. I think I should have paid attention in the 5th grade.
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     smug@smuganimeavatar.xyz's status on Monday, 18-Dec-2023 05:02:47 JST smug

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     do you understand why it's 20, 15, neither or both

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     cvnt (cvnt@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Monday, 18-Dec-2023 05:02:55 JST cvnt

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     Teachers are subhumans.
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     cvnt (cvnt@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Monday, 18-Dec-2023 05:02:59 JST cvnt

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     Teaching is like nursing, in that failed stoners that couldn't do the actual thing (Doctors) flunk out and phone it in.
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     FWC (fuckingwhocaresdude@5dollah.click)'s status on Monday, 18-Dec-2023 05:03:12 JST FWC

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     Because cutting the board in half is 1 cut = 10 minutes. To cut a board into 3 pieces is two cuts = 20 minutes. The kid got it correct.
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     Pleroma-tan (kirby@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Monday, 18-Dec-2023 05:03:24 JST Pleroma-tan

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     @FUCKINGWHOCARESDUDE hm
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     ロミンちゃん (romin@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 18-Dec-2023 05:04:59 JST ロミンちゃん

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     @smug @kirby it's pikachu
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     bald bbm dilf ΛΔΛ ? (fiddle@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 18-Dec-2023 05:07:22 JST bald bbm dilf ΛΔΛ ?

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     10 minutes for one cut, therefore it takes 20 minutes for two cuts
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     smug@smuganimeavatar.xyz's status on Monday, 18-Dec-2023 05:07:42 JST smug

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     So 10/2 is the math way, but normally you'd see that you require 10 minute to do a task that can split a board into two parts. To split it twice, you'd require two actions to do so, which means it takes 20 minutes. It's like the question "a woman requires 9 months to give birth to a child. How long does it take 9 women to do the same?"

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     smug@smuganimeavatar.xyz's status on Monday, 18-Dec-2023 05:07:52 JST smug

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     how long does it take pikachu to make three wooden pieces? Answer: longer, because that bitch be weak to the grass type.

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     ロミンちゃん (romin@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 18-Dec-2023 05:08:33 JST ロミンちゃん

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     @kirby Marie was slacking off while doing the first cut, her supervisor went to check on her at the 14 minute mark, and she promptly finished the cut a minute later.
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     menherahair (menherahair@eientei.org)'s status on Monday, 18-Dec-2023 05:13:20 JST menherahair

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     Pleroma-tan (kirby@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Monday, 18-Dec-2023 05:13:26 JST Pleroma-tan

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     @menherahair holy shit how did i not understand this before
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     Pleroma-tan (kirby@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Monday, 18-Dec-2023 05:13:38 JST Pleroma-tan

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     @romin wonderful
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     menherahair (menherahair@eientei.org)'s status on Monday, 18-Dec-2023 05:15:31 JST menherahair

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     @kirby because it's a terrible way to teach the concept
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     :marseyloadingneon: m0xEE :marseyloading: (m0xee@breloma.m0xee.net)'s status on Monday, 18-Dec-2023 05:16:44 JST :marseyloadingneon: m0xEE :marseyloading:

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     @smug @kirby
     Two of these nine women do not want to have children so they won't be able do accomplish it in any amount of time :marseysmug2:
     Unless you threaten them… :marseyhmm:
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     Suzu (suzu@varishangout.net)'s status on Monday, 18-Dec-2023 05:18:41 JST Suzu

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     @cvnt @kirby that reminds me, when I was in 1st grade, we got an assignment to "write a story told by the character in the picture" (which was a children's comic book character from here), and since I joined 1st grade already knowing how to read and I used to devour my older brother comic books, I not only wrote the story as if the character was telling it, but I also used the character's speech mannerisms (he was a "hillbilly character", so in the books he spoke in a certain way, and spelled many words the wrong way).
     The teacher completely wrecked me, gave me 0, and called my parents to say she was "very worried with my development". In the end, due to this and many other issues I had with that same teacher, I had to start seeing a children's therapist because they genuinely thought I was retarded. And then the therapist saw all my "problematic" assignments and realized said teacher had a sub human IQ, and she managed to explain to everyone that it wasn't me who was retarded, it was the teacher.
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     cvnt (cvnt@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Monday, 18-Dec-2023 05:19:04 JST cvnt

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     This is rather depressing when you consider how fast and loose educators must now play with literacy to "pick up the bottom line"; imagine expecting a 1st grade to explain how they would feel if they didn't have breakfast.
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     :marseyloadingneon: m0xEE :marseyloading: (m0xee@breloma.m0xee.net)'s status on Monday, 18-Dec-2023 05:25:53 JST :marseyloadingneon: m0xEE :marseyloading:

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     @menherahair @kirby
     That implies Marie didn't cheat for the first time by sawing off one of the corners :marseyemojismilemouthcoldsweat:
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     hazlin no plap pirate (hazlin@shortstacksran.ch)'s status on Monday, 18-Dec-2023 07:09:19 JST hazlin no plap pirate

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     @kirby Marie can complete 1 cut in 10 minutes, it will require 2 cuts to turn 1 piece into 3 pieces.
     
     The teacher treated it as an idealized rate problem. Where Marie can create 1 new piece every 5 minutes.
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