@thomasfuchs “we need to give more value to our customers for what they’re paying us.”
“no, no, no, you’re doing it wrong. we start by raising prices, and then we figure out what to give them for that.”
“what about significantly more storage?”
“everyone’s doing that. it’s boring. why don’t we get a chatbot to help people summarize the content of their files?”
“dude, people mostly use us to download viruses, do we really want that?”
“hell yea raise those prices and start working!!”