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   Bethany Black (bethanyblack@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 26-Nov-2023 19:31:38 JST Bethany Black

   Who forgot shopping bags and now has 43 loose pots of protein pudding in the back of her car?

   This cunt.

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     Michael (tacticalgrace_@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 26-Nov-2023 19:33:22 JST Michael

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     @BethanyBlack I'm imagining a little tsunami of protein pudding pots cascading over the edge of the backseat when you hit the brakes. Maybe a faint Wilhelm scream from under the drivers seat.

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     Bethany Black (bethanyblack@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 26-Nov-2023 19:40:09 JST Bethany Black

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     • Michael

     @TacticalGrace_ pretty much exactly how it went down.

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     Michael (tacticalgrace_@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 26-Nov-2023 19:41:01 JST Michael

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     @BethanyBlack I feel your pain, but it also made me chuckle :D

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     Bethany Black (bethanyblack@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 26-Nov-2023 19:53:26 JST Bethany Black

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     • Michael

     @TacticalGrace_ worst is, click and collect opens at 10, but the store doesn’t open until 11, so I couldn’t even go and buy bags

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     Michael (tacticalgrace_@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 26-Nov-2023 19:55:26 JST Michael

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     @BethanyBlack I'm now imagining the staff member standing there, watching you hurl little pots willy nilly into the car, and it's making my day. Time to start carrying emergency bags in the car :D

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     Lee Eyres (lee_eyres@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 26-Nov-2023 20:14:34 JST Lee Eyres

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     @BethanyBlack

     Not SpongeBob SquarePants then.