Conversation

I come home buzzing from a pub meeting.

Kiddo upset there are no snacks in the house. I show him the almond biscotti beside the coffee machine, he goes to get it.

Me: "Beef Jerky? Is good you know!"

He stares at me in silence.

Me: "Hello l! I am Inga von Sweden."

He is suspicious.

"Ja, for sure, lederhosen von Sweden. Please to help me with my rucksack."

He is munching biscotti not removing his eyes from me wondering if I have lost my mind and if I am dangerous.