Work:
Me: we won't be able to get this completed today. We'll finish off when you get back from hols.
Colleague: No, it's fine. I'll can pop into the office tomorrow and we can do [task that needs the two of us] it then. I'm on leave, but I'm staying local so I'll come in and we can do it.
Me: I'm not going to interrupt your down time. That's not right.
THE ORGANISATION DOES NOT OWN YOU. YOU OWE THEM NOTHING.
#NotesFromADyingCulture #WorkLifeBalance #FuckCivilization #Antiwork
Me at 20: Why would that famous tech luminary retire early to go make art? Tech is great, I love programming, I can't believe I get paid for it.
Me at 50: Oh.
I come home buzzing from a pub meeting.
Kiddo upset there are no snacks in the house. I show him the almond biscotti beside the coffee machine, he goes to get it.
Me: "Beef Jerky? Is good you know!"
He stares at me in silence.
Me: "Hello l! I am Inga von Sweden."
He is suspicious.
"Ja, for sure, lederhosen von Sweden. Please to help me with my rucksack."
He is munching biscotti not removing his eyes from me wondering if I have lost my mind and if I am dangerous.
@taedryn Oh, I know it.
Me hours before I shave my legs: "I hate what testosterone has done to my body. What a fucking stupid hormone. I hate everything."
Me an hour after I shave my legs: "((incessant touching the smoothness)) Aaaaaah....I forgot what I was cranky about."
Brain: HEY stop enjoying yourself, you need to feel guilty and self hating right now. It's the morally correct self punishment
Me: for what? What did I do?
Brain: I dunno. But you should feel bad about it.
Me: okay
Naw tho, 18 hours later I still have no idea what's going on except to say my news is EXTREMELY excited about it.
Me? I have my doubts. Russia is a rather big place and I'm pretty sure just marching on Moscow with 25K guys is a not an example of tactical genius.
But really, no I have no fucking idea what's going on here at all.
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