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   Godcast (the short half) (godcast@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2023 22:30:48 JST Godcast (the short half)
   I'm not saying I'd win, but I am saying I'd make him think twice next time he tried.
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     Jimmy Buffett Fanatic (jimmybuffettfanaccount@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2023 22:30:48 JST Jimmy Buffett Fanatic

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     @Godcast Lions have paws, so they can’t make fists. 100% of Americans with at least one functioning hand would win a fistfight with a Lion because the lion would foul out and be disqualified as soon as the ref saw him using teeth and claws instead of fists.
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     Woodshop ? (woodshophandman@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2023 22:31:06 JST Woodshop ?

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     @Godcast If I was in Africa, things wouldn't have happened the way they did.
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     Bloodytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2023 22:37:17 JST Bloodytailspike

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     @Godcast Yeah obviously, lions don't even have fists LOL
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     Paultron-3030 (paultron@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2023 22:37:18 JST Paultron-3030

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     @Godcast lions ain't even got fists what's he gonna do in a fistfight?
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     Bread up, Bro (sickburnbro@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2023 22:37:43 JST Bread up, Bro

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     @Godcast I would totally win. I'm not saying I'd live at the end, but the lion would certainly die first.
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     BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2023 22:38:05 JST BowserNoodle ☦️

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     @Godcast The real Samson option.
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     BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2023 22:40:23 JST BowserNoodle ☦️

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     @sickburnbro @Godcast I agree with this. I'm probably dead from bleeding out but I'm going to totally strangle that guy.
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     Bread up, Bro (sickburnbro@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2023 22:43:54 JST Bread up, Bro

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     @BowsacNoodle @Godcast how much I win depends on what tools I have
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     BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2023 22:55:20 JST BowserNoodle ☦️

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     @sickburnbro @Godcast >Pull off both shoelaces and belt, tie shoelaces together, drag on ground to distract the lion who will pounce (this is 100% effective on cats). The belt I use to strangle the lion. Gg no re.
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     Bread up, Bro (sickburnbro@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Nov-2023 22:56:24 JST Bread up, Bro

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     @BowsacNoodle @Godcast depends what state the lion is in. If they are already in hunt mode the play invitation won't work.
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     BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 16-Nov-2023 00:19:06 JST BowserNoodle ☦️

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     @smirk @feralphilosophernc @Godcast @sickburnbro I heard of you can jam your fist in its mouth it triggers its gag reflex and they can't breathe. Like aim for the tongue and don't let go. My plan would be to do that and try to get away from its claws for the old Hollywood suicide special via the belt.
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     ]smirk[ (smirk@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 16-Nov-2023 00:19:07 JST ]smirk[

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     I've got some wild stories from those days. Maybe yall can get me in a voice chat one of these days.
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     Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse (feralphilosophernc@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 16-Nov-2023 00:19:08 JST Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse

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     The "Smirk is really Joe Exotic" arc was most unexpected on this season of Fedi...
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     ]smirk[ (smirk@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 16-Nov-2023 00:19:10 JST ]smirk[

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     I'm not one to knock down a man in public but yall have no idea. Man stands literally no chance against lions.
     
     Source: i worked with big cats for over a decade.
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     BowserNoodle ☦️ (bowsacnoodle@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 16-Nov-2023 00:47:56 JST BowserNoodle ☦️

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     @feralphilosophernc @smirk @Godcast @sickburnbro Yeah I'm not counting on actually surviving or winning, but I have to try. Not believing in myself is the first way to ensure defeat. The second is trying to fight a lion.
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     Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse (feralphilosophernc@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 16-Nov-2023 00:47:58 JST Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse

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     Nigger, I am the 92%
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     ]smirk[ (smirk@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 16-Nov-2023 00:47:59 JST ]smirk[

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     Yall going at it barehanded and all id need is a spray bottle with 50/50 water/vinegar.
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     Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse (feralphilosophernc@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 16-Nov-2023 00:48:00 JST Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse

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     "I'M GONNA RIP OUT YOUR FUCKEN UVULA, YA OVERGROWN HOUSECAT BASTARD!!!"