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Kelly Shortridge (shortridge@hachyderm.io)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Nov-2023 03:53:17 JST Kelly Shortridge

🎶 Cause I’m just Ken
Anywhere else I’d be admin
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of prod fragility?
I’m just Ken
Where they see blips I see a trend
What will it take for them to see the bro behind the Go
And log for me?
🎶
#halloween
In conversation about a year ago from hachyderm.io permalink
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1. a photo of me standing against a brick wall wearing a costume based on the character Ken in the Barbie movie. A lightning bandana peeks out from under my beachy blonde hair; Ken’s job is beach, after all. I am wearing a black fringed leather vest with lightning pants and white sneakers. To really make this outfit cool, I am wearing a fanny pack with Ken on it in Metallica font. I am sticking my tongue out because I feel so Kenough and also displaying peace fingers because that is part of the bisexual licensing agreement. I am posed near my chrysanthemums in shades of joyful yellow, affectionate fuschia, and cozy umber. There is an orange pumpkin peaking out from behind the mums because it’s decorative gourd seasons, motherfuckers. It's very festive. Oh, I also have abs. Like, a lot of them. It's super impressive.
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2. a photo of me standing against a brick wall wearing a costume based on the character Ken from the Barbie movie. I have my glasses pulled down under my eyes as if to say Hey world git check me out. I am absolutely feeling the Kenergy with my lightning bandana and matching lightning pants. My left hand is slung over my fanny pack, which is emblazoned with Ken in Metallica font. My black fringe leather vest is blowing in the crisp autumn breeze, but my icy blonde bangs are staying in place. A horse pendant rests on my chest because Ken is a total horse bro. I'm standing next to my chrysanthemums and a pumpkin I picked from a real pumpkin patch, along with approximately fifty bablillion other pumpkins. The overall look communicates Ken you believe how cool I am? Will anyone ever be this cool again? It belies my secret hope that Barbie checks out my chiseled abs.
  https://media.hachyderm.io/media_attachments/files/111/330/718/765/081/947/original/00971948a7ea5b4a.jpeg
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