a photo of me standing against a brick wall wearing a costume based on the character Ken in the Barbie movie. A lightning bandana peeks out from under my beachy blonde hair; Ken’s job is beach, after all. I am wearing a black fringed leather vest with lightning pants and white sneakers. To really make this outfit cool, I am wearing a fanny pack with Ken on it in Metallica font. I am sticking my tongue out because I feel so Kenough and also displaying peace fingers because that is part of the bisexual licensing agreement. I am posed near my chrysanthemums in shades of joyful yellow, affectionate fuschia, and cozy umber. There is an orange pumpkin peaking out from behind the mums because it’s decorative gourd seasons, motherfuckers. It's very festive. Oh, I also have abs. Like, a lot of them. It's super impressive.
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Kelly Shortridge
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